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jeremy, her immediate boss at the tennis ranch, is from zimbabwe. he's white. his wife is named debbie and i think she's american. this past weekend they decided to take their kids to the lake. it was their six year old daughter, 8 year old son, and a friend of the son's named beau or bo, also 8. they go to some secluded beach on the lake, and jeremy and his son strip down naked to go swimming. bo is not comfortable with being nude, being american and all, but jeremy tells him that in zimbabwe they always went swimming naked and it was ok. (every time i hear stories about jeremy, it makes me think of Swimming to Cambodia. "he's from SOUTH AFRICA.") so bo strips down and soon becomes comfortable with it and has fun. when it's time to leave, the two boys come straight out of the water, towel off, and get into the suv naked. on the way home, jeremy hears bo say "look, i am the mighty unicorn!" bo had an erection. apparently skinny-dipping was a real revelation for him. i'm assuming that, even in these modern times, the full implications of an erection are somewhat lost on an 8 year old. he's proudly brandishing it and waving it about and saying "i am the mighty unicorn!" and making sure that everyone is sharing the moment with him. even the six year old. jeremy thinks this is funny, but tells bo to "put that thing away" anyway. he has him put a towel on it for the rest of the ride home. my sister and mary jane don't know what to make of this story. women just don't understand erections. |
heather your "boys are funny" comment is better suited here. |
i like that story super for a film probably wouldn't go very very well, though |
It's also a fantastic line. |
some day soon i too will be the mighty unicorn. |
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I AM THE MIGHTY UNICORN! |
GooGooMuck |
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I LOVE TO SURF THE INTERNET AND DOWNLOAD NASTY ANAL PORN I KNOW THE SITES THAT SICKEN, QUICKEN PULSES, AND ENGORGE THE HORN I AM THE VERY MODEL OF A MODERN MIGHTY UNICORN |
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I want to marry Bo when he grows up. That's too adorable. I wish women got erections (not just borrowed them). They really look like lots of fun to have. It must just be the catholic schoolgirl in me, but talking about erections makes me giggle. |
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like when your loved one, arouses you right before you walk into the grocery store. just for fun, and you have to sit in the hot car and wait it out. you do get erections...sorta of cat. |
wouldn't go over very well that scene would have vastly improved ai. the happy couple and their new robot son. every fairy tale needs a unicorn. |
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it's so funny lookin'. how many times, in the heat of passion, have i burst out pointing and giggling "it's not you, no, i SWEAR, i do this every time hahahAHAHAHaha! Sorry! no seriously it's not you, you're just fine, really" lol the lack of control kills me every time. fun game. |
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Kinkee Babeee |
i think Robin Williams said that in the great improv Live at the Met. Something to the effect of, the greatest birthcontrol: laugh at his monster. |
Rapper-actor LL Cool J has reportedly just made a deal to star in and executive produce the Dimension Films remake of Dolemite, the 1975 cult classic that starred Rudy Ray Moore in the title role. The remake is expected to loosely follow the original, with LL Cool J playing a flashy nightclub owner who exacts revenge on the rival who helped send him to prison on trumped-up drug charges. |
every day he took his penis aside and said: "you are a mighty unicorn." i am listening to john lee hooker. "my bumblebee's got a sting as long as my arm." his music is a mighty unicorn. and i am mighty drunk. |
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the thing is, Ruday Ray More is still alive and well. In fact he sings in a funk band, they play around here from time to time. they can't even wait for the O.G. to croak. Im still waiting to hear about the Iceberg Slim movie. |
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That gave me an idea for a blaxploitation remake of Highlander with Dolemite in the main role. |
so i told g your story. this is her's: her ex-boyfriend's cousin had a boy who was so large that even as a baby his mother was embarrassed to change him in public. they were at toys-r-us one day when he was seven and she turned around to find him standing against the store window. moving kind of funny. she walked up to find that he was rubbing his penis, [yes his pants were open] on the cool glass in full view of anyone outside the front of the store. |