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By wisper on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 01:35 am:

By semillama on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 10:01 am:

    Naw, that doesn't seem much like the Onion.

    Try these, however: (all guaranteed actual)

    How MI5 Agents Vetted "Flood of Aliens"

    Jerusalem: Home to the Invisible People

    Elvis Sees God Thrash Pope

    Virin Sacrifice Appeases Sun God

    Nvvy Gunners Told To Shout Bang Rather Than Fire

By patrick on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 11:34 am:

    there was one from a few years ago that I still giggle about "Clinton Sends Very Special Forces To Saudia Arabia"

    and the caption had a "short bus" version of a C-130.

By semillama on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 12:57 pm:

    That was pretty good. I like all the "Area Stoner" ones, but they haven't done one in a long time. I also love "The Cruise" column by Jim Anchower.

By wisper on Thursday, August 16, 2001 - 05:24 pm:

    A few weeks ago they had a baby dressed in a tiny Hitler costume on the side photo bar, with caption: Anne Geddes Starting To Lose It

    it was so good i took a screen shot
    you want it, i'll send it

    Jean Teasdale is great, as is "Ask An... AOL Chat Room"

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