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Anyone else heard this, besides from me, in an email? Ive been told its 7pm Eastern time...which sucks cause I'll still be at work. Further, the sun is still out at 4pm. Anyone have any info to share on this. Im happy to participate, just need some clarification. |
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no way. that's when i clock in for my shift. but it'll be a slow five minutes. it's been a slow week. |
put a candle in dave's ass and light it. then take a picture. post it here. post it all over the web. let it be seen the world over as the symbol of the hope of america. dave's ass will pull us through. people will look at dave's ass and say "yes, this what america is all about." our servicemen will have posters of dave's ass - just like betty grable's ass in ww2, so will dave's ass be in ww3. |
operates a small stand on fifth and main: MAKE LOVE, NOT WAR! condoms $5." |
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"Make Love Not War! Free Condoms Please Share" |
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I'll take someone elses bottom as my symbol. I just can't make up my mind which one of our lovely young ladies I'd prefer. |
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no offense, dave. |
well tell me, tbone, would you rather pay $5 to support the capitalist pacifists and use a new condom, or borrow a "second-hand" condom from the communist pacifists? |
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Daves ass for all please share |
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"pictures before I choose to unite myself under dave's ass." heh. |
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I intend to go out and sip some wine, light a shit load of incense and candles, and leave them there all night. |
I wish at least one of you guys were visiting me right now. I feel high lonesome, I tell you. |
i have a few boxes of those little tea candles....to line up on my balcony too. |
That and the wife would deffinately not approve. |
this morning someone sent me a slideshow of some of the worst pictures of the wtc that i have yet seen. |
I'm not much of a drinker. Can you drink vodka straight or do you need to mix it with something? What if you drink it with ice, is that okay? Will it taste like a martini? (I can't stand martinis.) I need a drink. The anxiety's starting again. The lights flickered a few times here about 1/2 hour ago, and that gave me a big fright. I can't tell you how I felt on Tuesday when, around 11:30, I heard helicopters fly over my work building. It took me a few seconds, and then I thought "they must be from the naval hospital going to the Pentagon." And then it hit me -- I'm here. This isn't just happening on TV, it's happening right here, right here. And I'm lucky - I live outside the District, by a few yards. My poor friend Laura works about 3 blocks from the White House and she lives about 8 blocks from the WH. She hasn't been able to sleep since Monday night. I cried for a couple hours last night. I was so close to picking up at 11 pm and driving home to Pennsylvania where I'd be far from any targets. Maybe I'll go home tonight. After the vigil. I'll take pictures of my candles. I'm looking forward to setting them all up. |
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I think I have some Kahlua, too. I wish I had some Bailey's.....mmmmmmm, Bailey's.... |
dont do half and half. you'll be out with one. though i dont measure.....i usually put 1/3rd mixer, 1/3rd vodka, and top if off with mixer. I pour it this way as well, as opposed to mixer then vodka or vice versa. Baileys is best on coffee. dont be mixing that or kahlua with vodka unless you want to puke. |
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milk & coke?? thats fucking nasty. milk should be no where near alcohol drinks |
You're not experienced. I wish I could join you. But, alcohol and antihistamines don't go togeather. God, I hope I didn't mess this up my eyes aren't working together yet. You should see what I see when I try to read anything. |
pour the juice of your choice over ice...fill the glass 5/6ths of the way... Tip the vodka bottle and count 1 meow 2 meow 3 meow 4 meow then STOP. That's a weak 4 count, and I cannot in good conscience recommend more alcohol than that for you. If you like tartness I recommend a blend of cranberry juice and grapefruit juice. Martinis suck ass. |
Just to start. |
Thanks especially for taking my virgin liver into account -- I told you I was stumbling around after one glass of wine a few weeks ago, right? I'll sip slowly and I'm not planning on going out after that anyway, so I'll be okay. |
I just cracked myself up. |
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I've got my screwdriver. I'm eating a bagel and cream cheese to ensure sobriety. I've got Erik Satie on the stereo. Now I've got cream cheese on my wrist. I'm going to sit outside on the balcony now and contemplate the Universe. Patrick, others, I hope you're joining me. Selah! |
why on earth do you have a screwdriver? oh wait...SCREWdrive...as in drink. i was thinking you had a philips head in your back pocket....for you know, protection. that would have been cute. |
Spider I would come and visit you but its a distance issue, but don't worry the first chance I get to go to DC I'll be there. |
spider, i'm really enjoying the image of you drinking a screwdriver by candlelight and eating a bagel. |
Vodka does go with Kahula and coke. Black Russian. |
country which it eclipses. |
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I enjoyed myself, too, Agatha. I'll have to do that more often. |
i sat there, drinking Sam Adams and evauluated where I stand. Im still thinking of where i stand. |