THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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the prince had a point. |
i just started on it today , and there is only page up under the spring preview, girls sweaters. your catalogs went in the mail today fuckos. nothing different than the catalog. but be a good sport and pretend it is. |
Patrick, you and the wife ought to get a website to sell your sweaters. I'm sure one of the sweathogs here would be able to throw it up in no time. |
we've mailied over 500 catalogs to retailers/press and friends. we've got some orders but not enough to meet our minimums just yet. the site will merely serve retailers as an online catalog. I plan to bombard retail boutique email addresses with it. its a hooky site i know....but we dont have the budget to pay someone to build a site for us yet. |
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you CANNOT petition the lord with PRAYER!!!! |
I am a christian. I am not sure that I want to know what "power you subscribe to" (learn how to spell subscribe genius) but YES YOU CAN. If you don't believe in prayer I feel extremely sorry for you. The only subscription that can remedy the current mishaps is CHRIST. Believe it now or regret it later. I pray every night, tonight you will be in my prayers along with all who have and currently are suffering. Your immature approach to this subject disturbs me immensely. |
Damnit S, get with your religion, I don't have to pray, never says that I do to belive in the powers of god. I don't HAVE to pray to christ to belive he's a savior of some sort or another. I'm not Catholic, I'm not Christian, I'm not Jewish, I'm not Muslim, I'm not Buddist, I'm not Hindu, I'm not a prodestant, I know I can't fucking spell, I'm a Panthiest, and I belive that anyone of those religions is right in their own way, yet I also belive everyone of you (from anyoneone of the religions mentioned above) is FULL OF SHIT. Religion is a means of controling a populace, its fantasy created by man, but all fantasy has roots in fact. God probably exists ( can I proove it no, and if you say the fucking bible I'll cum in your ear, the bible was written by man deal with it.) I have no qwalms about any religion at all, belive what you will, its that belief that makes faith what it is, faith is a powerful thing, not to be tampered with as it has been for HUNDREDS of years. Belive what you will, pray every night if you have faith it solves problems of man that were created by man, BUT DON'T tell patrick that he's wrong or sad or in any way different from you because he might belive that prayer is a bunch of shit. |
yes i misspelled the word "subscribe". Oh forgive me lord for i have sinned. |
I will say one thing your opinion differs from mine Christians know that a personal relationship with God i.e. Prayer is essential I am sorry that you did not know that I wish to discuss or explain myself any longer My opinion does not change because of some idiocy typed on a website GET A GRIP Your anger shows your insecurity This is not a test of faith Patrick, dont confess sins to me, i dont care |
OF course the original was also written by those who experienced first hand the miracles of Jesus Think about it Read Revelations you will start to notice that some occurences today were prophecied in the Bible Patrick, I am highly qualified to talk about the Bible My dad is a Master of Divinity He studied in the Seminary here in ky Dont assume- when you do you make an ass out of u and me |
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Prayer is fine, but if history teaches us anything, it's thatif something is to change we have to do it ourselves. As the ministerial person around here, that's my opinion. |
I didn't tell her she was wrong, I didn't tell her she was a moron for being a chirstian, all I told her is not to tell someone else that they were wrong and to belive in her faith. Instead she's going to now play the role of the great Christian crusader representing all those pepole in highschool I made it my daily job to fuck with because they THOUGHT they knew so much about being a christian (and yes their mommy and daddies were ministers too.) By the way that doesn't mean shit, what your parents know and who they are is nothing in reference to who you are. A good friend of mine a guy named Brad Porter, his parents RUN the fucking mormon temple in billings, MT. Brad is the worst fucking Mormon I've ever met, and he'll admit it too. S, I'm happy for you that your a chirstian, I'm happy you have faith in whats going on in lue of the cosmos, but their are other people who prefer reality and exp. to blind faith. And you cannot deny that being a christian is blind faith, because there is no proof otherwise. Those people in highschool I tormented daily because they were christians was not purely because the were christians, it was because anyone who brought another faith into a conversation was told that they "they were wrong and they were going to hell because they didn't belive in the almighty christ." That and they told me that my faith was "...cheating." Qestion: S, do you think that I'm cheating because by being a panthiest I belive that all religions are the same by the values associated with them and the only things that makes them different is the changes made to them by man, and the bias that man exists under? That you are no different then a Muslum, its just that the religion that you belive in has many falsities much like every other religion and those falcities are the only difference belife wise between you and Osami-bin Laden? Am I cheating because I belive that every religion is both right and wrong? Go ahead, quote the bible, and I will do the same and proove you wrong. The bible is the biggest most recognized contriditory work in history. It contradicts itself so many times its not funny. And again I would like to point out that I cannot spell worth shit, so don't even bother. |
how christian are you with your little slut clothes and your constant sex? |
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That she'll learn to use punctuation. |
Becuz I'd pay good money for photos of a rabid Christian tricked out like a Spice Girl/thumping her bible at everyone... (he, he) (And how's London? Or are you there yet?) For the record, folks/pls. remember that I'm a Christian too. Believing in Christ does NOT automatically make you a brain-dead, bible- thumping reactionary who can't wait to jump down other people's throats for not sharing yr "prayer will fix everyting" world view. And S: Criticizing people for typos in their posts is EXTREMELY petty & juvenile. Where's your spirit of charity & humility? Is that what Jesus would do? Yell at someone & try to belittle them becuz of a typo? (Yeah - I'm serious. Is THAT the way you think Jesus wd behave? Or wd want you to behave?) Think abt YOUR OWN BEHAVIOR here the next time you're telling someone how they shd be living. One of yr most important obligations as a Christian is to be a reflection of Christ here on Earth/in everything you say & do. (Why do people like you never seem to realize how often yr behavior succeeds in pushing others away from God?) And if you *really* belive the terrorist attacks & the current war are signs we're in the last days/shdn't you be happy that prophecy is being fulfilled/rather than telling people to "pray for everything to get better"? If this all Revelations unfolding/then Christ's retun is imminent. So you shd be one happy-happy little bluegrass belle! Or maybe you shd be paying more attention to the state of yr own soul/rather than 'feeling sorry for' someone who doesn't share yr beliefs. "Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven." - Matthew 7:21 |
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Dave, I hope that you understand that not all people of faith are fanatics. I would hate to think you were wishing me and my family dead, because we all have different beliefs. We have everyone from wiccans to athiests to catholics to southern baptists in our family. I think one thing that is important is not to judge people based on their faith. I am happy just to know that someone has faith in something. But frankly, what others believe is not my business. I have found many points that I agree with in EVERY faith I have come to hear of. I agree with nate on many points and think man has more of an influence on religion, than does the bible or any other book. Either way, one point made clear in the bible was that we are to do our best to walk in the path of God. Not that we are to tell others how to accomplish this. This is for others to figure out, not me. Everyone is in a different place in their walk of life and it is not our jobs as "christians" to tell other people what to think or how to act. We are not perfect, and we never will be, so S, if you are still with us, focus on yourself, and your path with God and let us focus on our own. |
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is it not fanatical to call for the death of anything? death to all heathens! death to all flatulators! death to all fanatics! get it? |
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Oops, that would make me a flatulator too!!!! |
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Eri: Girl/you are talking to an ex-lingerie diva! Tell me what you wanna spend & I'll tell you where you need to go. R.C.'s NON-DENOMINATIONAL LINGERIE ADVICE CORNER (All Faiths -- & No Faiths -- Welcome) The main factors to consider are: BUDGET: Beyond the start-up costs/are you willing to spend $$ to have handmade silk undies dry-cleaned? (Altho' they do have those at-home dry cleaning kits that seem to work pretty well. But I've only used them on off-the-rack silk items.) FABRICS: Are you a basic cotton girl/or do you prefer more luxurious stuff next to yr naughty bits? (Egyptian cotton is light-years better than the avg. stuff.) Cashmere makes for wonderfully warm/incredibly soft undies. But all I've ever had was 1 pr. of cashmere men's boxer briefs that I stole from a beau ages ago. He was a cheapskate except where his food & clothes were concerned. He got them in London but I'm pretty sure they were a custom item. I wore them until they literally fell apart. They lasted 6 yrs./which was 4 yrs. longer than he & I lasted. (I still use the remnants as a dustrag.) TO THONG OR NOT TO THONG? Becuz that *is* the essential question. If you're one of those butt-floss girls/I simply cannot help you. As someone who has has been bootay-licious since birth & has spent most of her life trying to keep her underwear out of the crack of her ass/I simply cannot fathom why anyone wd subject herself to a thong. Esp. chicks who have noassatall in the 1st place. (No offense to you super-modelly built types. A flat ass works for haute couture/but not for lingerie.) ARE YOU BUYING FOR YRSELF/OR ARE YOU BUYING FOR A GUY WHO ALREADY MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THE SEXIEST THING ON TWO LEGS WALKING JUST BY GRACING YOU W/ HIS SMILE? Makes all the difference. (Support vs. tittlation) Lingerie you wear to bed a deux (there's an accent that goes there but I don't know how to do it on a computer) is generally different from lingerie you put on in the morning before you get dressed for work or school or whatever. But all lingerie shd make you feel scrumptious. S'like makeup that doesn't show. And yr man will definitely appreciate the effort. When I 1st moved to FL from NY/I was shocked by the heat & humidity. (And I *hated* the NY winters. And the Boston winters.) I cdn't stand going out in a sundress or a skirt & tank top/becuz btwn the time it took to close the front door behind me & walk to my car/I was drenched in sweat & my clothes were sticking to me like a video ho on BET. Until I went back to wearing silk slips under my dresses & skirts. I had abandoned slips way back in Catholic school/in a fit of rebellion @ 14. (There was always an inch of slip showing below the bottom of my skirt by 5th period. It was embarassing!) A laser wdn't have shone thru all that starched cotton & wool tartan/so who neede a slip to be modest? And think abt Sophia Loren in all those gorgeous silk slips w/the embroidery at the bosom in all those movies... I wish Hollywood wd go back to putting women w/ real bodies in silk slips/instead of just bras & panties/before they get undressed for a love scene. I still have 2 of my mother's old silk slips in my lingerie drawer. The lace embroidery is faded to brown now. I don't keep them to wear/just to pull out & hold & remember the times when I watched her get dressed to go into the city w/my Dad... I will keep them til I die/I'm sure.) When it's hot out & you don't want to to walk around looking like some bimbo from a Maxim spread/a silk slip is The Thing. For good-quality silk lingerie/I recommend: Fernando Sanchez - desgraciadamente/you can't buy at his website yet. But the tonier stores carry his line. (Latino designers know lingerie!) Josie Natori - again/no company website. But you can find her at Bloomie's/Bergdorf's/Sak's. La Perla -- pricey but gorgeous. After the French/the Italians do clothes better than anyone. Think Bertolucci's THE LAST EMPEROR & how amazing those costumes were. Better sill/ Fellini's LA DOLCE VITA. What's left to say? La Perla caries on that tradition for the 21st century woman who has to be comfortable in her undergarmets. Victoria's Secret bras -- they're made in cheap-labor Third World countries/so the won't last more than 8 mos. (A year if you hand-wash. And never dry underwire bras in the dryer -- the metal gets hot & bends out of shape up.) But there's one bra they have -- the seamless one w/rolled underwire. It's $36 dollars/but you can wear it all day & not feel like there's piano wire under yr boobs. I'm a natural C-cup/but my boobs are 40 yrs. old & that bra makes them look like Janet Jackson's boobs. But no matter what yr plans for the rest of the day are/having some fabulous lingerie on beneath whatever yr wearing will definitely put some strut in yr step -- Ah Guar-ahn-tee! Cotton can be sexy too/if you look for baby tees w/spaghetti straps in pretty colors/the ones w/embroidery on the front. Or little girl's undies (cover yr eyes, Patrick!). The briefs w/ little flowers on them. The tension btwn sexy & innocent when a man peels off his woman's clothes to reveal little girl's underwear... very Humbert Humbert's much-sexier-imaginary-older brother. Men's silk boxers are a little slice of heaven. I don't know why guys don't wear them all the time. The fly front ones are even better -- esp. under a skirt. (Built-in ventilation for those hot subway rides.) But buying them won't do -- they *must* be appropriated from yr guy. The sexiest day I've spent on this planet was after The One That Got Away made love to me for the first time & actually ripped my panties beyond repair. (They were frazzled to begin w/but I hadn't planned on ending up in bed w/him when I left my house.) When we went out to eat afterwards/he loaned me a pair of his silk shorts. Even under my ratty jeans/I left like a million bucks sitting across the table from him @ Dusit Thai/grinning like an idiot over what had transpired a half-hour ago. (That had more to do w/the sex than the undies. But I wd have been *incredibly* uncomfortable in jeans & no undies.) My best advice is to buy what you like & feel good in. Meaning it's comfortable on you when you sit down. Lingerie won't change yr life/but it will *defeintely* change the way you feel abt yrself. |
[Altho' millions of Christians will try to condemn me to Hell on that point alone. But I stand fast in MY faith.] If you believe at all that Jesus lives/He lives in his teachings in the N.T. |
As far as the undies go, lately I have been the cotton queen, but I don't necessarily think that is like really important. I don't want to have to dry clean anything. I just want to feel sexy in what I have. My bras are all padded push-up lace. I am a natural A cup and hate how much I have shrunk, so I am all for the padding. I don't really have a whole lot of moolah, but I can do it piece by piece, if I want, so anything would be good right now. |
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Jesus was a terrorist Enemy of the state That's what the Romans labeled him So he was put to death He died for his beliefs What's changed today? Today bible-thumping cannibals Reap money from his name Buy cable networks & power With old ladies' checks If Jesus saw Pat Robertson What do you think he'd say? Tax-free they re-write our laws And sick 'em on you Women don't control their bodies TV preachers do Censor everything from bathing suits To science books From the schoolroom to the bedroom They want our thoughts - or else They treat us like the Romans Used to treat the Christians Even some churchgoing folks are scared Modern catacombs of fear Built with money, power and threats Rock'n'roll is labeled porn Sell a record, you're under arrest Instead of fighting AIDS They try to stop us having sex They brag that they won't quit Til they take dominion over our lives Is freedom of speech such a terrorist act Is spiritual peace such a satanic threat Believe what you want But we'll fight to keep Our heads from being cemented in your sand. |
Empty frame on the wall Cat & mouse when you don't call All I do is think of her The tv screens picture's blurred So take it away! Take it away! Every night the scene is set I've go to drink to forget I cannot incur this debt Where's the gun? Here's my head! Let's go to the Hongkong, Breaking glass at Madame Wong's Let's go buy a pint of booze Getting drunk, getting loose I just want some skank, I just want some skank I just want some skank, I just want some skank Passing flyers at the troub Seven nights, seven 'ludes What's the deal with this band? Let's go roll some fields, man I just want some skank, I just want some skank I just want some skank, I just want some skank Every night would be so great I'd take you home to meet mom & dad And they'll be so glad They won't think their boy's a fag Then we'll go upstairs and go to bed |
Blessed are the bootay-licious from birth: for they shall be called the children of God. - Matthew 5-9¾ |
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im full o crap i need a phd jus to rap i love jesus |
Its a good work, not that great a read though. |
im impressed that you stole some of your knowledge of the Bible from the movie DOGMA, excellent resource, wow youre a scholar its not my fault that you could be mistaken for a satanic priest Tell all the people who will be Left Behind that i said, "wus up?" |
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I've read the bible you little zealot, not once not twice but quite a few fucking times. The inacuracies found within the movie Dogma are funny but still inacurate. The attitude, "Tell all the people who will be Left Behind that I said, "wus up?" is not a very christian attitude (or maybe I should say it IS a common christian attitude, one that is not becoming of you, and not smiled upon by your lord Jesus Christ.) Now, explain to me where you think I recived my information from a fucking movie and I'll stick your fucking opinion up your ass with a nice leather bound copy of the bible attached to it, and we're talking the big old testement (and yes I know I can't fucking spell so shut the fuck up.) I have a pretty good idea as to what you think I "stole" and I think its my fucking religion that you assume Kevin Smith decided to make a movie out of before I choose it as my destined faith. Look up Panthiesm in the fucking dictionary, there are about 300,000 of us in the world, we don't have a church because we feel they are full of shit, and because they contain stupid fucks like you. Now look, I tried to be nice about this, but your going to continue to play the role of the zealot, I've had years of practice with people like you S, and I have no problem continuing with this train in my life. I hope that out of the dozens of assholes like you who think that you are supreme above all because of your faith, I will get one who realizes that they are no fucking different then me or anyone else and their faith changes NOTHING. I will say it again... Belive in your choosen faith, but don't tell others they are wrong for choosing to belive in theirs. I don't like people like you S, not people that are Christian, in fact I think that R.C. has it right on the knot as to what the whole chrisitan faith is about, you should take some lessons. I don't like zealots, and that is exactly what you are to me until you stop telling others they are going to hell or are going to be "left behind" and start worrying about your own actions. Pantheism: is the philosophy that everything is God or that the Universe and nature are divine. I belive in science because, it can be prooven, but I also belive in a god form. |
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for your information i do not wear slut clothes i wear clothes that fit me why do you care about my clothes? I was joking about the "Constant" thing, okay? Ever heard of a joke? Their quite common, learn to take one As for religion, noone ever wins in a religion/faith argument so why press it any further? I'm sorry but jeans and a t-shirt hardly constitute as slutty besides you all are the ones that quickly responded to it when i posted it |
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Is that something that we care to know Eri? NO |
She'll shut your ass up in a heartbeat. |
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And Janie/S/Zealot, whatever and whomever you are, you never answered my question. I wonder is it because you see that there was truth in my words, or just because your going to be stubborn and not hold up your end of the conversation which is what we are having here I might add... So please humor me, answer my question and tell me what you think of what I said beyond "funny" forget everyone else ignore them if you have to, but answer my question and keep up your end... I'd like to see this go on a little bit. |
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R.C. please tell me you are going to posting more regularly, becuase it makes me glad when you do. S- S? oh, S? where'd ya go, hon? You never even got to hear about how Jesus cam eback to earth as the business manager for the Church of the SubGenius, and fights for SLACK! Jeez! How rude! |
If you think you wanna fix yr face to call ME a slut/be bold enough to SAY IT TO ME DIRECTLY. Someone asked about lingerie. Lingerie was formerly a great passion of mine/I collected it the way other women collect shoes. So that's what we were discussing. Not sex. Lingerie. If you are somehow privy to information about MY sexual activites/then state yr case now -- w/ names, dates & details -- & let everyone here decide whether or not they think I'm a slut. From what I've heard/you're the one who is indiscreet enuf to be discussing her sex life on the boards. That's not my style. If you wanna go around on yr Christian high horse pretending to be so superior to non-believers /you'd better know this: the FIRST thing God's gonna ask you when it comes down to the get down is why you were having sex outside of marriage. You KNOW that is strictly & unequivocally prohibited according the the Lord's teachings. No fornication before marriage. No adultery after marriage. Failure to follow that code makse you a harlot in God's eyes. Nothing more than a common slut. You cd've chosen to remain celibate. But noooo -- YOU choose to disregard God's truths when it suits yr purposes. Yet you stomp all over someone for telling you they don't believe in prayer? You can call everyone else names/but you sure as Hell aren't liviing a more righteous life than most of the people you're ridiculing here. Getting saved is easy. You stand up in church or kneel down somewhere & say a few words. Then everyone pats you & the back & tells you how wonderful you are for accepting Christ. But LIVING saved/living as a Christian/is hard. You have to work at it every day & all the time. And there's no 'there' there. You get better/stronger in yr faith & in God's grace/thru reading yr Bible & praying every day. But you never get to be perfect/not in this life. And Salvation is an insurance policy you can't collect on til you die/or the world ends. You still have sex w/out having a husband. You still use profanity. You are still meanspirited & backbiting towards others. So what makes you any different than a non-believer, S? The fact that you're saved by God's grace is what makes you different. And you sure do need that salvation/becuz you're as bad as any heathen I've ever come across. And in case it's significance was lost on you/there were more than a few holy roller types -- even pastors -- who were 'Left Behind' in that movie. You'd be wise not to be so smug. If you don't start none, there won't be none. |
BTW/whazzup w/yr video dating thing? Met anyone interesting? :) |
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I can't stand it when folks try to be God for God. And then she tried to ignore me when I confronted her. (Let's see what the heifer got to say for herself now.) |
My cousin bought me a little lingerie tonight. It's so cool. I can't wait to wear it. I miss my old collection. As I get further along and have a base again, I may call on you for advice R.C. I hope that is O.K. |
I warned her that she was more or less barking up the wrong tree by attempting to fuck with you! I have a feeling she wont be back. |
if you don't already have it, check out "wrong" or "0+2=1". "wrong" is early 80's punk iconoclasm. there is no peer in my estimation. virtuosity and visceral, gut-wrenching power. sarcastic humor and introspective self doubt. fun, fun, fun. "0+2=1" likewise. "now", "nothing", "mary (the last)", "when putting it all in order ain't enough", "i think you know", "ghosts". what a killer album. not enough words. |
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I hate that place. :( And Ah guar-ahn-tee S will be back. The self-righteous jerks always come back after a while. Just like roaches. Eri: SHOW & TELL! We demand photos! Or at least a description of yr hubby's reaction when he 1st saw you in it. My best e lingerie advice is that married people shd always sleep in the nude. Seriously -- the marriage bed is sacred space & there shdn't be anything btwn you two when you're in bed w/yr husband. Skin-to-skin is always intimate/even when yr just channel surfing. But having pretty undergarments on when you're getting undressed for bed is always a nice way to end the day. And start yr nite. (And c'mon Dani -- that was soooo long ago. We're cool now. But even at yr worst/you were NEVER as off the hook as S has been.) AND SEM: Tell us what happened w/you & the dating service! |
I've grown up (not really but it sounded good) and got my shit together. After a few nice, comforting e-mail conversations with you way back when, we ended up being cool with one another. To bad S went away. I was looking forward to seeing you in action again! Always a pleasure. Good to see you again. |
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Too bad our 2 year old caught the flu and was in bed with us :( I am excited now. I need more and more and more. By the way, R.C. I just got a couple of see-thru nylon thongs, but what a change. They don't bother my scars anymore either. I think I am going to get more, later. I saw some really pretty ones that had like a velvet like pattern on the nylon. They were cool looking. I am feeling gutsy. I think that I might actually go out and get a pair of those below the navel jeans (I have enough ass to hold them up). I felt really beautiful and sexy when I was 19. It is amazing how bying a pair of underwear can bring that feeling back. Only this time, I'll look even better. I have dropped the whole beauty queen image. I leave my hair the natural color, and let the curls have their way, and harldy wear any make-up if any. This time I will have that sexy, earthy, natural thing going on. (Don't worry, I will still shave my legs and pits) I know I am rambling, but I am just excited. I am finding that new me that I have been looking for. |
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You are the most knowledgable person I know. I love to see your words. You make people feel as small-minded as they are, not by being vicious, but by using the truth. One thing that I have learned is that the truth can hurt. I wish I was as smart as you, and not so quick to fire back with anger instead of plain truth. I wish I would've been around the boards when this girl started her shit, I would have loved to have some fun with her as well. She sounds so small-minded and inconsistent that I'd have had a field day with her. Of course I would have to try very hard not to be vile. I need to practice being like R.C Can anyone tell me what's happened? Did anyone contact her school? Talk to Mark about her? Does anyone know? From what I can tell, this girl (if it's even a girl) is very lonely and is craving attention. That's why she splashed her name all over the boards, trying to get someone to notice her. It sounds like she has a strong sense to belong somewhere, and thought that she could be "cool" if she posted here. She probably thought, "hey, I'll talk about all the sex I'm having (b/c everyone else is), and then they'll love me b/c then I'll fit in". And then when it came time to rant about God, she probably thought, "I'll show them that I love God and I'm holier than thou, and they'll love me b/c I stand for something". Too bad she didn't realize what a hypocrite she was making herself out to be, and who likes a hypocrite? I am a Christian as well, but I am with R.C. where I stand. Christians should be a lot more understanding than what they usually are. Anyway my favorite little blurb from her was when she said: "As for religion, noone ever wins in a religion/faith argument so why press it any further? " Why'd she even bring it up then? Why start something you can't finish? Seems foolish to me. |
The thing S forgot is that Christians have an obligation to chastise other Christians when they're out of line w/God's teachings. It's preferable to do so in private/but she picked this forum/not me. Chickenheads like S talk trash to non-believers & think they sound authoritative & righteous becuz they don't know much abt walking w/God in terms of real life experience. But when she's up against another believer who can rebuke her from God's teachings/she has to either back down or come up w/the scriptural references to back up her argument. (And she cd've done it if she took the time to look stuff up. The Bible is *wildly* contradictory if you just tease out individual verses & throw them at people out of context.} In her defense/she can't be more than 19. There's nothing more insufferable than a 19-yr-old-holy-roller-pastor's-daughter. They are ALWAYS the worst. But don't make the mistake of being impressed by moi. As my mother likes to say when when we get into it: "Your father & I spent a fortune on your education! We could've gone around the world twice for what it cost us to send you to school. [Mind you/they've already been practically EVERYWHERE/'cept India & Africa. Mom doesn't do 3rd World Travel.] If you're so smart, why are you still broke? Your brother's not half as intelligent as you are & he makes twice as much money. If we hadn't bought you a condo, you & those cats would probably be sleeping in your damn car. [But they haven't bought my brother a crib -- so HA!] Which we sold you in the first place!" Smart is just like beautiful. It all depends on who's doing the critique. ERI: Be honest -- HOW can you stand that strip of fabric in the crack of yr ass all day long? Esp. when you're running or walking fast? Thongs look sexy if you've got some ass/but jeez... And what abt when you've got yr . & you have to wear tampons & minipads? How do you put on a minipad w/a thong? Thongs are something guys invented to make women too uncomfortable to think rationally abt sex. Just like stilettos. Think abt it: It's 3am & you've been standing around for 4 hours posing in yr Jimmy Choo's while guys ply you w/liquor. You just wanna go home/take of yr damn shoes & lay down. Which makes it easy to not be too selective abt who you say yes to at the end of the nite. Thongs are just another thread in The Conspiracy To Get Guys Laid... |
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The only guys I know who wear thongs are gay. |
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The only time I'll ever wear a bk breif is when I'm wearing this pair of leather pants i own (which is almsot never) Other then that I wear some boxer breifs, support yet air... Its nice. that and the lines don't show up because the seams are small at the bottom of your thigh. |
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I am still looking for something I will feel sexy in that won't go up my ass, of course. I like my body from the waist down, just not the waist up. My back is real long so most teddies and corsets (ouch) and other things like that need to be bought in a different sizes and then I can't fill in the top. It is hard to find something that fits because I am no longer proportionate. Confounded Scottish genes. I have to agree with Hal, nothing looks worse than saggy breasts before their time or a pair of saggy balls. Gotta have support. |
And everytime i walk out the door knowing i'm experiencing the comfort of an unfinished basement, i think of patrick, the only true commando i know. you hear that patty boy? i've got nothing on underneath and i think of YOU ;) |
Or just go commando/like Wisper. (But w/tight jeans/don't yr balls get chafed?) Commando's way sexier than a thong/IMO. |
briefs are for dorks. truth be told.....every damn kind of underwear sucks. they all end up riding your ass one way or another. i am the commando |
And they haven't ridden up my ass yet. I go commando once in a while, when either A: Haven't had time to do laundry and realize I'm completely out of underwear... Or B: Wake up with skull splitting headache and can't find the drawer their in and only can find pants that seem to be hanging over my lounge chair. Its a nice break once in a while. |
I don't go commando because of chafing issues. |
generally own two or three pairs of pants at a time. They stay cleaner longer. That, and I continue to wear pants once they've started to fall apart, and I don't want to show people the good stuff unless they ask. |