DESPERATELY SEEKING . . .


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By small pics on Friday, October 26, 2001 - 02:00 pm:

    6 WEEKS AGO THE QUESTION IN EVERY HEADLINE WAS "WHERE'S CHANDRA?" . . .
    3 WEEKS AGO IT WAS "WHERE'S OSAMA?"

    HAS ANYBODY CHECKED THE D.C. REAGAN AIRPORT'S OUTGOING PASSENGER MANIFESTS FOR ONE-WAY TICKETS TO AFGHANISTAN ABOUT THE TIME MS. LEVY BLEW THE WASHINGTON SCENE?

    SHE SEEMED TO HAVE A THING FOR "POWERFUL MEN." WHAT ABOUT THE TALL BEARDED ONE?

    THE NEWS IS ORGANIC. MAYBE THEY ARE HAVING A PASSIONATE 'BOTH ENDS BURNING' BLOW-OUT DURING THE INCUBATION PERIOD OF THEIR TRAGICALLY ROMANTIC SMALLPOX CASES. . . .?

    GERALDO SAYS THAT THERE ARE NO COINCIDENCES IN THE NEWS.


By semillama on Friday, October 26, 2001 - 02:29 pm:

    It would indeed be remarkable for someone with teh last name Levy to hook up with an Arab terrorist.


By droopy on Friday, October 26, 2001 - 02:44 pm:

    i thought i read that osama was saving the double-deckah peckah from Mecca for jennifer aniston.


By patrick on Friday, October 26, 2001 - 03:07 pm:

    yeah Osama stoooping an "infidel".

    that was a brilliant post small?


By Fontaine coo coon on Friday, October 26, 2001 - 09:59 pm:

    Osama's motivation is obvious: Stoooping/defiling a JAP.
    Now Chandra's motivation is pretty obvious too. He predecessor, that woman Ms. Lewinsky bagged a head of state.
    Those California girls can be quite competitive. After all her beau's haircut went out of style ten years ago, and he was a mere legislator.
    Osama is the virtual head of state, he pays the salary of the Taliban soldiers out of his personal fortune supplemented by an August 2001 $43million grant to stamp out opium cultivation.
    They are looking forward to next spring's crop.


By Millie the Milliner on Sunday, October 28, 2001 - 12:54 am:

    Which they have cleverly hidden beneast Sir Ladens headwear.