Musings


sorabji.com: Are there any news?: Musings
By Duve on Sunday, September 29, 2002 - 11:31 am:

    all these weapons of ass destruction have been condemned by both the
    jewish and arab anti-defacation league,
    these include, but not limited to
    preparation H Bombs
    "the enemas within' us"
    all saddamizing agents

    the pres sez he's "stiffin the world, more saddamizing where the sun
    don't shine"

    catch prases for WWIII

    "i want iraq right now"
    "between iraq and a hard place"
    " Iraq-na-phobia"
    "you know that peace can only be won,
    when they sell the oil for 31,
    yeah, be the first one on your block,
    to have your boy get killed in a mosque"

    "what are we fightin' for?
    don't ask me i don't give a dam.
    next stop just west of Iran.
    and it's 5,6, 7
    open up your early straights.
    this ain't no time to wonder why,
    whoopee, we're all gonna fry"

    this just in:
    attonet general converts to islam !
    judging by his subjective crack down on state laws that protect "sinners",
    i.e. cali's medical mary J law and oregon's assisted suicide law,
    ash-hole is fast becoming saddam's right hand man in ridding the U.S of
    infidels,
    (should be in consideration for saddam's left hand man, which in islam
    is the hand you wipe your ass with)

    don't trust anyone over 30
    2002 version of this cliche:
    don't trust any corporation worth over $ 30 billion
    don't trust any individual worth over $ 30 million
    don't do biz with any franchises with over 30 locations.

    the above muses are meant as humor, duh ?
    but gives one something to think about anyway, while we at least enjoy
    the freedom of thought.

    peace,
    green over greed,
    d.