| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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i usually get in at about half midnight, one am. i check in, get to my room. i chuckle to myself at the tag on the pelligrino bottles: "Refresh." eh, no thanks. i take a shower and flip on showtime hoping for soft-core porn. ocassionally, but more likely something to the tune of "house party II". i end up whacking off to the pajama jammy jam scene. disappointing. i cum into one of the three washcloths they provide. try to sleep. i wake up at 6:30a. i start the mini-coffee maker, take a shower, turn on fox news, press my shirts, throw the cum rag in the sink and put it in a wet ball on the back of the sink. i get dressed, leave for work. the bald guy behind the desk in the lobby tells me to have a nice day. when i get back at night i throw my coat on the bed. i start the bath running. i hang up my shirt, throw my pants over the back of the chair, toss my shorts and socks into the dirty clothes corner. i crank the heater up so the room will be warm when i get out of the bath. i grab my book, take a crap. i get in the bath. i keep the water running full hot. they've specially engineered the safety drain to spill at the same rate as faucet fills: this keeps the water hot and about two inches below the edge of the tub. i read until the sweat on my brow becomes annoying. i get out, dry off. i grab a clean washcloth to put next to the bed, i'll need it later. i shut off the heater. i boot my laptop. i work until about half midnight. i read until one or so, depending on where the book is. i flip on showtime, hoping for soft-core. jesus loves me, this i know, cause the bible tells me so. if you buy a $100K SUV, you get $87K tax break. that's a hummer for $13K. this will boost the economy. the sierra club is run by lawyers. it creates litigation inorder to inform these lawyers' wallets with your donations. i joined the hotel special visitor club. it was free and they will pre populate my room with extra pillows and vodka and free internet. brit is ok, turk is ok, jap is not ok. |
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$13K ? pfffft. still too much. |
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and, is kleenex not good enough for you? discuss. |
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