My mother is crazy


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By Spider on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 03:26 pm:

    -----Original Message-----
    From: [my momma]
    Sent: Thursday, November 06, 2003 1:30 PM
    To: [my brother], [me]
    Subject: Uncle wants YOU


    Hi, Guys, read this and weep! (the attachment, that is). Love, MOMMA

    http://www.defendamerica.mil/articles/sss092203.html

    *************************************

    I respond to my mom:

    >Not me! I'm a girl.

    *************************************

    My mom responds:

    >Oh, yeah??? Did you know that in Israel, 1 year of military participation
    in the war is mandatory for females over 18????

    *************************************

    I respond:

    >Well, we're in the United States, aren't we?

    ************************************

    She responds:

    >For now, yep - however, do you know how many millions we give Israel every
    year to finance their war, i.e., their economy, i.e. their WALL, i.e. their
    ghettoization of Palestinians, i.e. their
    genoc..................................................

    ****************************




    So, um, is she trying to say Israel is going to be taking over the US, or that eventually the two will become one country, or....?

    Crazy!





By Spider on Thursday, November 6, 2003 - 03:31 pm:

    OK, I responded:

    >What are you trying to say? That Israel is going to take over the US? You
    sound like a nut!

    *********
    And she just replied:

    >No, Hon - it's just that times and things are changing pretty fast here. I
    am not a nut!!! (Doesn't this sound like a famous Nixon speech?). Anyway,
    stay tuned for my next e-mail - e molto importante!!!

    *************


    She's hysterical. And I mean that in the Freudian womb-gone-wandering sort of way.

    !!!


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