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My boss just sat me down. Our company has been having problems for the last year or so. We're basically down to just two employees, me and him. In the last few days, though, it was looking like we were about to get some money and come out of hibernation, get back to working again. So he had a meeting this morning and didn't get into the office until 1pm. He calls me into his office and says, "we need to talk." He's going to federal prison. He's going to federal prison. Did you hear that? He's going to federal prison. He said he's been under investigation for a few years. The trial started in June. He thought he'd get no jail time. In two weeks he starts an 18 month term. He's going to federal prison. And he's been under surveillance. He said he say pictures of him going into and leaving his home and office. That means I could have been under surveillance too. And the internet connection to the office was probably under surveillance as well. Say hi to the FBI, folks... Anyway, I have no FUCKING CLUE WHAT I'M GOING TO DO. Well, that's not completely true. I'm going to take a shit now. |
i thought you were talking about moving to jersey anyway. i bet some agents hit you up for the jizzmop script any day now. have a good shit. |
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That's definitely one of the craziest sorabji work stories I've heard. |
Two weeks notice, sem? Something like that. He heads for federal pound you in the ass prison in two weeks. And he wants the business to keep going. Gotta hand it to the guy, he's quite an optimist. He's very religious and thinks our current business direction was prophesied by god. He wonders why god is testing him like this, but thinks that it'll all work out for the better in the end. (For us, presumably...) He won't seem to admit that maybe god is testing him because he FUCKED UP. Is it any coincidence that he's been telling me for the last month that I should vote for Bush? I think he's the poster child for what unquestioning religious optimism and hubris can create. Anyway, I'm not worried much about finding another job. Though when they ask me "so why are you leaving your current job" I'm not sure I'll be able to avoid snorting and laughing like an idiot. |
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