Man dies after sex with horse


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By semillama on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 03:08 pm:

    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2002384648_farm16m.html

    "Authorities are reviewing hundreds of hours of videotapes seized from a rural Enumclaw-area farm that police say is frequented by men who engage in sex acts with animals."

    "The dead man was identified as a 45-year-old Seattle resident. According to the King County Medical Examiner's Office, he died of acute peritonitis due to perforation of the colon."

    YIKES.


By Antigone on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 05:02 pm:

    Well, I suppose the guy died happy. But the guy should've just visited goatse.cx.


By semillama on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 06:58 pm:

    the article doesn't answer the most important question: How did
    he convince a horse to fuck him up the ass?


By Antigone on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 07:04 pm:

    When a horse is in in the mood, you don't really need to convince him to fuck anything. At my girlfriend's dad's horse ranch, if you pass a mare in heat within smelling distance of a male, he starts fucking anything that moves.


By Eri on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 10:49 pm:

    "Washington is one of 17 states that does not outlaw bestiality."

    I wonder how one legally defines bestiality. It's kinda odd. I wonder if the dead guy is my estranged uncle (it wouldn't suprise me, though I doubt it is).

    My parents have a horse breeding ranch. Yes, any male who smells a female in heat will fuck anything that moves in range while he has that smell in his head.


By droopy on Monday, July 18, 2005 - 11:31 pm:

    ever heard of "doe in heat"? it's something hunters can buy to spray the around the area of the hunting blind to attract horney male deer. i think it's supposed to be the pheremones in horney doe urine. there's actually a brand called "sweet pee".

    it makes me wonder if these guys maybe had a little cologne bottle of "mare in heat" on hand.


By dave. on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 01:26 am:

    and there's that great video of the guy who sprayed hisself with that stuff and got his ass kicked by a bull deer.

    wife: i thought for sure that deer was'a gonna kill him.

    ha!

    fucking deer reared up on it's hind legs and proceeded to punch the daylights out of the guy, gentleman style.

    can't find the clip online.

    look, any big animal with a 7 foot vertical leap can fuck you up. ok? don't fuck with a cornered animal.

    horses freak me out. they're just stupid and spookable enough to flip out and stomp yer ass. who wants death by scared horse?


By Mala-dicta on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 11:37 am:

    I don't feel sorry for the pervert,that's what he gets for "horsing around".


By J on Tuesday, July 19, 2005 - 12:59 pm:


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