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all airports have tightened security, apparently. no liquids or gels allowed. or some such. back to long lines at the airport security check. |
get the memo? NO DOUCHEBAGS on planes! ok? |
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airport was. |
time to look at alternate transportation. |
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the towel will be able to stand up by itself in a a matter of time, maybe even resemble ole drippy especially if i hear my female neighbor masturabting again like i did last night. |
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i couldn't get him to talk any other way. |
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and he wouldn't shut up afterwards. |
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go fuck myself. liquid explosives. fuck a horse. god damn thats funny. |
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go fuck yourself(no offense intended) mean? in what context would go fuck yourself not be offensive? |
the only people on your side. |
one minute he speaks with clarity, the next, it's like some sorta fucked up speak and spell is replying to key words and phrases and next thing you know he's making bizarre predictions about attacks. has mark subjected us to some sort of Dr. Weird, experiment |
hollah! |
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alert the technicians! the trollbots are revolting! |
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Are breast implants on the list of items that must be checked? I'd like to know. I'm sure it might adversely impact the bottom line of Hooters Air. Apparently, the plot wasn't due to happen for a couple months, but the Bush admin pushed the brits to hurry up their round up so they'd have some sort of terra victory to trumpet after the primaries. |
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the war on terror - making the world safe from shampoo and conditioner. |
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Do you think I will be expelled from my country? Wisper, can I come live with you, if I get kicked out ? I think the guards in the tall, fuzzy black hats and bright red uniforms are kinda cute. I am amazed that Nelly hid toothpaste in her shoe. I'm not sure that something you hide in your toes should be used in your mouth. But thats just me. I'm thinking of starting my own airline, because some people have to fly. You would be issued an in-flight outfit,[for a nominal fee], which would consist of a tee shirt, skin tight shorts and flip-flops.No carry-ons.All baggage would be carried on another airliner, desiginated the baggage airliner. I shall call my airline..........Surfer Air. |
no. of course not. control by way of chaos. it's fucking absurd. smoke and mirrors. smoke and mirrors. look, its more gay marriage, over there! |
I suspect it would hurt like hell.[briefly] |
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You could be on a shoot in the mid-east, AND, if you didn't get blown up mid flight, you could be mistaken for a journalist, taken hostage, and voila! the next thing you know your head's in a vice and they're screaming, "Talk, or we'll tighten this vice!" Fate is a funny thing. |
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this latte is going to go well with the car trip i'm about to embark upon |
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i agree with patrick, and feel very strongly about the civil liberties issue. i don't want to live a "safe", controlled life in a police-state governed country. i also don't want people to be blown up in planes. but i'd rather risk getting blown up in a plane and live in a country with an elected government whose rules protect everyone's civil liberties, than board a plane only after being strip-searched and arrive at my destination only to discover that everything i want to do is policed and being watched. |
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