I am not Mike J. Volz


sorabji.com: Reasons to be cheerful: I am not Mike J. Volz
By Nate on Monday, June 8, 1998 - 05:37 pm:
    I never realized this before, but i am so glad that i am not Mike J. Volz.

    Even though his lady friend was on the set of Happy Gilmore.

    And his diverse list of interests has kept his life both exciting and rewarding.

    No matter how great his parents are.



    I AM NOT MIKE J. VOLZ! AND I AM PROUD!


By Chordata on Monday, June 8, 1998 - 07:36 pm:
    I might want to trade one day of my life for one day of Mike J. Volz's.

    I would get to tie knots, ski, ride ponies, and have the world's doggliest homecoming date.

    It's a good life.

    How can YOU be more like Mike J. Volz? Practice random acts of scouting and senseless acts of Quake playing.

By Sarah on Monday, June 8, 1998 - 08:07 pm:
    i wanna be like Mike.


By Bootney Lee Fonzworth on Monday, June 8, 1998 - 11:14 pm:
    Fuck Mike. Mike doesn't have anything on me.

By Larry P. Volz on Tuesday, June 9, 1998 - 01:32 am:
    Stop fucking around with my son!

By Clairbelle Chastity Jones-Volz on Tuesday, June 9, 1998 - 06:40 am:
    Honey, come back to bed. Stop harassing these nice people

By Pete on Tuesday, June 9, 1998 - 06:52 am:
    Well, he has one good thing going for him....

    his page will never be as lame as the oat's.

    (prom date....3 mike j. volz....8)

    could he have used that scouting pic for his h.s. yearbook? in that case - mike j. volz....-2 for utter cluelessness


By Nigel on Wednesday, January 2, 2002 - 10:06 pm:

    must i jump on the volz(band)wagon?