Life Could Be Worse


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By MandeZ on Wednesday, June 10, 1998 - 09:53 pm:
    All right, i admit that it doesn't seem like that at times, but to keep myself from going insane these past couple years, i've been sporadically compiling reasons why life could be worse. i now have over 300. Sometimes the notebook will drift away for months on end, then i'll find it again and continue writing. Most of the reasons are either inside jokes (with myself, who else would talk to me?) or just plain bizarre. Now, for your annoyance, i think i'll list a few.
    #12 - You could be taken captive by Samilian spies and be forced to work with Sally Struthers to help "Save the Children.... for just 64 cents a day. The same amount of money as a cup of coffee!"
    #23 - You could be Bob Hope.
    #29 - You could be a roll of toilet paper.
    #35 - You could be held prisoner in a factory that makes Algebra text books.
    #36 - You could spend your life writing "Life Could Be Worse...." sayings, like me.
    #49 - You could realize that your whole life is someone else's dream.
    #54 - You could be forced to meet everyone you've talked to online face-to-face.
    #60 - You could have the fashion sense of an orangatan.
    #69 - You could have been an extra in "Penguins of the Antarctic."
    #79 - You could be a deer trapped in a human body.
    #83- You could be a sparrow.

    i think that's enough torment for now. i'll post more some other time, unless of course, some one is sent to my house to kill me in order to prevent that from happening. See ya. --mandeZ


By -anonymous- on Monday, September 7, 1998 - 08:20 pm:

    You could be a mime.


By Anonymous on Wednesday, January 19, 2005 - 09:44 pm:

    you could be jewish


By Agent D on Friday, January 21, 2005 - 12:01 am:

    Life could be worse only if YOU are a employee of RTC Industries......


By Jack on Tuesday, March 21, 2006 - 03:26 pm:

    It could be raining.


By Noe on Thursday, May 25, 2006 - 05:08 pm:

    you could be a dumb bitch who actually reads them


By Chase on Thursday, May 25, 2006 - 05:09 pm:

    you could be mexican


By jack on Thursday, May 25, 2006 - 06:53 pm:

    you could be a drunk lithuanian moron who can't comprehend simple sentences.


By V on Friday, May 26, 2006 - 06:30 pm:

    ...or you can be some queer boy white trash nigger thats high on crack cocane....jack,told you ages ago,dont fuck with v. I dont take insults.,ever,keep posting,whigger.


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