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By FETIDBEAVER on Tuesday, July 20, 1999 - 01:03 am:

By J on Tuesday, July 20, 1999 - 02:14 pm:

    I,m cracking up and I,ll buy that for a dollar.

By Lucy Phurre on Saturday, July 24, 1999 - 03:45 pm:

    Sign me up.

By Semillama on Saturday, July 24, 1999 - 06:46 pm:

    ROFL


    btw, what's the deal with the association between feminine hygiene products and water? I noticed the water fall at that site, and women on tv ads are always on a boat or fishing or something. ( I know what the symbolism is, and several more appropriate, and also disgustingly funny images come to mind...


    and why aren't there masculine hygiene products? Like for taking care of dingleberries or something like that? Man, can you imagine what the symbolic stand in would be for that?

By FETIDBEAVER on Saturday, July 24, 1999 - 08:22 pm:

    I don't know what the symbolism of the water is, wait a minute, maybe it has something to do with the fact that my wife seems to really enjoy the hand held water massage when in the shower. Come to think about it what do you women really use that shower thingy for? Hmmmm......

By Poon on Sunday, July 25, 1999 - 03:29 am:

    mother fucking cock sucking son of a bitch

By What about a kickstarter on Monday, July 26, 1999 - 09:58 pm:

    Well said, Poon! What more need be said? Except...is the Vipon available in both 110 and 220 volt models?

By FETIDBEAVER on Monday, July 26, 1999 - 10:06 pm:

    And the delux diesel powered model.

By FETIDBEAVER on Friday, July 30, 1999 - 06:58 pm:

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