A. Because his advisers didn't feel it would look right having him run around the White House yelling "Come Spot, Come Spot!" |
Father: "Well son, it's like a very pretty, delicate flower that must be plucked very gently." Son: "Well what does it look like after you pluck it?" Father: "Like a bulldog with a mouthful of mayonnaise." |
A. You are the wind beneath my wings. |
Christain's.....HO! HO! HO! Jew's....OY! OY! OY! Moslem's....DEATH TO THE AMERICAN SATANS!!!!! |
10. "Not only will my Vice President be in an undisclosed location, I won't even reveal who he is" 9. "I know Microsoft Excel and can type 65 words a minute" 8. "I've gotten a lot of good advice from Martin Sheen" 7. "Instead of taking Air Force One, I can use all of my accumulated frequent flier miles" 6. "Saddam's a president and I'm way less nuts than he is" 5. "I will change the Constitution to guarantee every American a free DVD player" 4. "I am very comfortable in oval-shaped rooms" 3. "It just so happens Spider-Man is a close, personal friend of mine" 2. "I won't take any crap from France" 1. "Look at me. Do you honestly think there'll be a sex scandal?" |
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felt like i was watching "speakers corner" |