"NOW Do You Understand Why I Tied You To The Hotwater pipes underneath the house overnight?

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By 33 and a third on Tuesday, January 18, 2000 - 10:04 am:

    Well, do you????

    I'll leave a breakfast tray outside of your door with some croissants and assorted marmalades.

By Piped off on Tuesday, January 18, 2000 - 10:11 am:

    You kinky bastard....don,t forget my o.j.! I,m still not sorry.

By 33 an a third on Tuesday, January 18, 2000 - 11:45 am:

    If you would just understand, everything would be all right. Would you like the original Tropicana with heavy pulp?

By Patrick on Tuesday, January 18, 2000 - 12:08 pm:

    yeah please, extra pulp, there is nothing like being tied up and having to suck the pulp off your teeth because you can't reach it with a toothpick.
    fucker!

By Piped off on Tuesday, January 18, 2000 - 12:11 pm:

    Slap some vodka in there, I,m pissed right now,it was freezing out there,I need to thaw out.What is this that I don,t understand that would justify you in your mind, strapping me to pipes under the house?I don,t think you could have done that to me if I was sober.On second thought skip the vodka.

By Patrick on Tuesday, January 18, 2000 - 12:17 pm:

    ooops sorry,

    i know wasn't supposed to talk.....



    SORRY!


    well he asked a dumb question.......

By 33 and a third on Tuesday, January 18, 2000 - 05:23 pm:

    "I do as was done to me, until I am taught to do differently. Yes, you were pickled, but you said in the freezing night air the hot water pipes against your wrists, ankles, and back of your neck felt, quote, "fabulous." And have I tied you to any hot water pipes since the warm front came through? I don't think so! Just be glad I ran out of duct tape and you didn't have a hot water pipe going between your jaws, like I did many an evening at Harvard Business School, KID."

By Isolde on Tuesday, January 18, 2000 - 06:00 pm:

    And don't forget the croissant. If you do, all negotiations are off.

By Piped Off on Tuesday, January 18, 2000 - 10:05 pm:

    You should never listen to a sot in their cups,you were pretty crocked too.I don,t remember what that was all about,something about your mother?If these blisters from the pipes scar,you will be so fucking sorry. That Havard degree of yours will be paying me alimony for the rest of your LIFE!!!!

By Mr._Cheetum on Tuesday, January 18, 2000 - 10:36 pm:

    We here at the law firm of: WEE, CHEETUM & HOWE
    will gladly represent you in your suit for only
    33 & 1/3 %.

By Piped off on Tuesday, January 18, 2000 - 10:50 pm:

    I,m holding out for a discount lawyer,I know they,re true cause I saw them on t.v

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