i love call-in radio, especially on stations that play heavy metal. i was in my car when i heard this. for some reason i thought of sorabji. caller: hello? yeah, i wanna make a request...my girlfriend just left me. dj: whadja do to her? caller: nuthin' man. dj: what didn't you do? caller: didn't do anything with her. dj: well there's your problem right there. caller: it's kind of a long distance relationship, you know. she lives in oregon. dj: ok, so she lives in oregon and you live in dallas. caller: i live in quinlan. dj: well...she's there and your in texas. when was the last time you saw her? caller: well, we met on the internet. it doesn't matter...she dumped me. i wanna request...what's that poison song where they say "i loved her but i had to kill her"? dj: you're thinking of guns 'n roses. i'm gonna do you one better, my friend...i'm gonna play you some nine inch nails 'cause you've got a head like a hole. [music starts]

That's awesome! I love talkative dj's. Up here, some of them get really agressive and start yelling at the callers about what they could have done better and how the music they've chosen sucks...it's pretty damn cool.

yeah, they do that down here, too. but it's better when they just bait them or string them along. we have callers that are just that right mixture of redneck and metalhead. i know several in real life. they're a blast.

Droopy,I just know you would get a double buzz off the Recliners,they are from Austin.

I miss KSJO in the Bay Area. They have the best thing on Friday's... They call it Dirty Friday. Listeners call up and have the DJ's play dirty jokes on people. For example, one time they called up this guy who was about to be married the next day and had just had his bachelor party the night before. His mother in law to be had set him up. Well, the dj's call up this guy pretending to be the owners of the establishment that the stripper was from. They told the groom to be that the stripper he had last night had some kind of STD and they just wanted to make sure that nothing had happened. The groom to be starts freaking out saying that he had gone down on her and she on him and that he was licking her anus and shit. He asked them what he should do b/c he was going to get married the next day. It ended up very ugly. The bride to be called in and thanked them b/c she wasn't going to marry the asshole. It was so funny, but I think the groom to be tried to sue them...

on the radio is "welcome to the lone star police state." i'm listening to knon. on wednesdays is the wednesday installment of "texas blues radio" from 6 to 8, and then "twisted kicks with dave chaos and brigette kicks" from 8 to 10 - "underground, punk rock, grindcore, death metal, and all sounds thrashing and vicious." the last song on the blues show ends - a live tune by some gravelly voiced harmonica player. "i'm gonna tell everybody your the stinkinest, stankinest, low-downest woman in town! thank you!" dave chaos: and thank you! how do we shut this guy up? anyway, that was the blues and this is dave chaos at knon, hardcore rock radio and budding used car lot, heh-heh...damn man. when cars break down down here - the dj's or whoever - they can't get another one and nine times out of ten they just leave 'em there. usually out in the back. what've we got out there now? - a volkswagen, a sad ole lookin' cadillac the homeless people won't even sleep in, and now we got a pick-up truck. we oughtta sell 'em off and and buy a new damn cd player. ah, the hell with...here's some requested nashville pussy for tommy, who know's what these guys are talking about. TWO-FACED WOMAN WITH YOUR TWO-FACED LIIIIIEEEEEEESSSS!