I'm going to tell you some nice things about me, because if you know them, maybe I will remember them too. * I'm a great cook. * I can do the splits. * My little nephews smile and run to me whenever I see them. * I can read faster than anyone I know. |
you also have blazing wit. |
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you have a great ass? it was either me or nate...... |
However, you can bring on all the compliments you want about my ass. |
that would be tops. |
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Now come on, post some nice things about yourself. I look like a vain boob. |
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what havent i told you? |
Now that I think of it, I wasn't told anything. I was dumped here with my butt hanging out. Good thing it's a membership quality butt. |
Ms Y is kind and irreverent, most of the time. Mr Z is intelligent and witty too. Mr A and Mr B actually have serious sides as well. Ms D has a good welcoming stance. Mr E always puts up with my questions. Ms W is fearless about her writing. Mr F is more than a beer drinking westerner. And my friend Ms U despite her anger and ventilated spleen really prolly likes me because of my unmitigated honesty, but won't admit it. Forgive me if I've left someone out. The letter designations are in no way meaningful. In short, there's a load of caring and talent here. |
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read fast and draw comics (sometimes) and make a vinegar pie or a vegan chocolate cake, do a couple of fancy ballet jumps (sou de chats, lotsa fun if they're done well), find my way around several local public libraries and bookstores, smile at strangers, listen to greenpeace volunteers rant for 20 minutes straight, play flute, saxaphone and clarinet by ear, one finger piano, conduct bands and orchestras, squeeze between the rows of roll racks and roll a rack in front of me, sing in public and tell radio djs that i want to have their babies. |
Be deceptively sweet,when its in my best interest. Play great practical jokes,without anyone suspecting me. Handle a horse as well as any man I've ever known,maybe better than some. I won't hesitate to jump up and make a fool of myself for a good laugh. Become very sexy and erotic if the mood suits me. I am very agile,and can scamper up a tree like a monkey. I am extremely proficient at my work. I constantly pick up stray animals, and nurse/nurture them until I can find them homes. I'm a super cook[when I have time]. Am extremely hyper-active,and can perform multiple tasks at the same time. And now have a sexy new hair-do. |
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I am flexible in new situations. I am a good listener. I don't feel a need to fill up silence with conversation. I've got your back. I'm kind to animals and tolerant of most children. I drink in moderation. I'm not afraid to get filthy. I have a very broad sense of humor. At some point in the future, i will probably make some lady very happy. I am capable of pulling the wool over my own eyes. I appreciate a can of PBR as much as a pint of Guinness in the right context. |
I can make people laugh with the dumbest jokes ever thought of. I can teach the neighbors kids to tap dance and do cartweels. I can make an ass of myself in pointe shoes. I can be honest without being brutal. I can be a grease monkey. I can think for myself. I am not afraid to be crazy or silly. I try new things. After 7 pregnancies, I can still make many men's heads turn (don't know why, but that doesn't change it). I thought we needed some cheering up and talk of the good qualities in ourselves again. |
JESUS!!!! a breeze near a sperm bank and your preggers. i'll play. its friday and work seems like a near impossibilty. .... see, i got a problem. everything i come up with is cynical and negative about myself. hang on... im tall. (people generally seem to like tall people, especially girls) im a snappy dresser. im a good kisser. no. like really good. i have a funny face that makes my kid and others laugh. im a damn bitchin cook these days im dutiful i'm reliable. |
No shit!!!! At least I don't have to worry about that anymore. Looks like no one really wants to play :( I just thought it would be cool concidering how low everyone has been lately. |
I have (finally) gotten in touch with my sensitive side I tell good stories, some of which will make you laugh so hard you'll shoot milk out of nose when you weren't even drinking any. I have a great rack I am a good writer when I want to be My sense of the absurd is impeccable I love music Children love me |
I have been blessed with the following -- I'm sensible. I can usually find the good points in the bad situation or person. I can admit my mistakes. I can pick up on subtle clues in film and literature. This is important! I will never bug you with "Wait, who is that guy again? Ohhhhh, you mean the suitcase was switched at the train station by the girl in the red suit, who is actually working for the guy with glasses? Rosebud is his what?" type questions. No, I usually get it all right away. I can read people's emotions pretty well. I'm tactful. I read very fast. (Hey, it's true.) |
Now I can return to my normal yucks. I consiously decided to be a pessimist. Because, I'd rather be, occassionly, pleasently surprised than constantly disappointed. |
I hear that one, but still fight that urge in myself, though I will admit to being very cynical with people in general.