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By patrick on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 02:59 pm:

    Well it's been done.

    Im resuming my old position at The Advocate and Out magazines. Same company, different offices and division. This is a welcomed change.

    Sad as it may be I will no longer be your sorabji authortiy on gay porn.


By Oswald Jr. on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 03:57 pm:

    Gay porn is a GOOD thing.


By patrick on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 05:48 pm:

    not if you seen it daily for years on end my friend.


By Dougie on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 06:20 pm:

    Congrats, Patrick. More $$$? Better stuff to occupy your 8 hours of indentured servitude?


By Oswald Jr. on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 06:35 pm:

    I can kinda see that it mite get to be a drag after a while but damn I'd like to have a job looken at porn for $ just once in my life. I look at the shit now but aint no one lining up to pay me for it. I hope your new job is a cool one.


By patrick on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 06:44 pm:

    well since its a transfer within the company, and I will actually have less responsibilty...and I'm getting the same amount of money...i guess you could say so dougie.

    believe it or not, i was always proud to work for The Advocate....i appreciate what it's done for gays and lesbians over the 30+ years its been in circulation.

    Yes it is a cool one oswald!!!

    After a while you get desensitized to porn Oswald...even some of the Queens of Queens in my office are jaded.


By Oswald Jr. on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 07:45 pm:

    If you see it all the time I bet it can get real old. So what is the dirtyest porn pic you saw at your job? Or are the pix not real hard core where you work. I have pose for dirty pix befoare and it has come back to bite me in my cute little ass but my folks do not want me to talk about that.


By patrick on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 07:57 pm:

    well we just read a letter from a subscriber who is 76 years old and talked about ass fuckin in 1942 in the Navy and how great it is now to suck cock without his dentures in dentures.

    thats one of the FEW perks I will miss...the wack jobs and their letters.


    as far as nasty pictures, our magazines arent hardcore so they are pretty tame...just hard ons and butt shots...you know the staples.


    Your folks are right...thats a subject better left dead.


By crimson on Thursday, April 5, 2001 - 08:28 pm:

    i just read your post to oswald & now he's got a case of the giggles that i think is going to last all year long. owsald's a pretty mature, quiet kid, but when he gets a dose of the shrieking teenage giggles, he's outrageous. more fun than a barrel of monkeys.

    nutjob letters. i love 'em. i used to run personal ads in hardcore mags just to collect the nut mail. you can't believe the collection i've amassed. the shit reads like it blew out the window of a loony bin (& they all come w/ nude polaroids of some of the world's most profoundly unaesthetic people).

    my husband was a journalist & used to get assloads of letters from senile folks & schizophrenics. guys who thought they were napoleon & needed interviews, strippers who channeled ancient egyptian deities, shit like that. i have a nice little collection of kook ephemera & i always love adding to my files. some people collect hummel figurines; i collect wackjob letters & funeral-related shit. everyone's gotta have a hobby.


By patrick on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 12:50 pm:

    aside from Wheel of Fortune and bridge what else are they gonna do. I hope I have time to fire off schizo eccentric letters to publishers when Im old.


By Oswald Jr. on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 01:05 pm:

    Me too. It would be fun to be a dirty old man when I get old like the one who wrote to you. That was a hoot.


By patrick on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 01:30 pm:

    i tried to get the letter, and type it up for you, but the dope in editorial, threw it away.


By cyst on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 02:25 pm:

    I don't think there's anything as gratifying to a journalist as a good piece of hate mail. I used to love getting any response at all, but the letters with lots of spelling errors and exclamation points were always my favorites.


By patrick on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 05:12 pm:

    here is one for you. this came handwritten in a fax. note all spellings are exact, not waffle mistakes here.

    "magical providence originates living graces of wellness, dignity and mindful presence. creative mockeries of power lack regardability with disgraceful lowness, offensiveness and pathetic wrongness of incompetent incapacity to effectively meritoriously know and be sensible successful wit and potential which is surviving favorability and rightness of promising character and facility. Exclusive acceptability and passing work to be and deal in positivity to rate esteemed consideration, purpose and supported apprciateiveness is PRIVILEGE to happily personify values."

    whats even better is to have the G-4s with voice capabilities read this thing.


By Pug on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 06:10 pm:

    That about made my day....love the run-on rambling. And people bitch about Kerouac.


By heather on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 08:12 pm:

    i am so disappointed

    you all may think it's no big deal, your work being published. maybe it happens every week.


    but dammit i was impressed with myself and no one even looked at the article.

    pouting time is over but i don't forgive you.


By Dougie on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 08:21 pm:

    Which article is that, heather? I don't remember seeing a post about it.


By agatha on Friday, April 6, 2001 - 11:06 pm:

    i looked. i like the pretty luminescent pod things. is that some sort of high tech plastic, or what?


By J on Saturday, April 7, 2001 - 03:22 am:

    I saw it on the wayd board Heather,I have just had a lot of crap going on,but made a note to get back with you about that.I'm sorry.


By heather on Saturday, April 7, 2001 - 07:12 pm:

    the amber colored stuff is just rubber

    the blue stuff is 'aerogel'. some nasa product that weighs basically nothing but has high insulation value. it's really very beautiful but incredibly fragile and shatters at a slight touch.


By patrick on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 12:30 pm:

    what are you talking about heather?

    i don't recall seeing a link posted by you.


By heather on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 11:08 pm:

    wayd


By Nate on Monday, April 9, 2001 - 11:58 pm:


By patrick on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 12:14 pm:

    oh fer christ sake man!


    that was actually a very intersting article heather.


By Nate on Tuesday, April 10, 2001 - 01:05 pm:

    hm. no worse than where i found the link: www.goatse.cx


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