THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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And I've forgotten how to play whois. But I don't think I knew the rules anyway. |
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anyone get pictures? |
I'm too fucking tired to whois it... |
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whew... Ok your all catching the end of my laughing.... I ended up on hitting my head on my desk because of that... Damnit. |
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Oy vey! So, on to play... |
i wonder if that has a name, the head in vagina thing. i know that if you just stick your nose in, it's called "snorkeling." |
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GO AHEAD AND SPANK ME!! |
shat on? shit on shat on. doonga loonga doong. |
hi nate. |
hi sarah. i can't believe it's been almost two years since i sucked giant cock. |
seems like just yesterday, doesn't it? |
every day seems like just yesterday these days. oh shit, i accidently got a job. & i had the conversation about creatures not yet created. and then there was this realization that the quirks and qualities that are often found to be annoying somehow fit in perfect gaps in the other and vice versa. it is a strange and wonderful warmth to sit in. sarah, you know what i mean. |
definitely. and what i've realized is that everything i went through to get to this place makes me appreciate all the more what i have now. it's like if i hadn't have gone through all those prior disasters, i now wouldn't be able to see in him or appreciate everything about him, especially the quirks. a previous sarah might have completely overlooked this shining star. over a month, and i haven't once been upset, angry, annoyed, disgusted, or even slightly doubtful about anything. it's strange. things that used to bother me or disappoint me, don't. i told my sister i was observing in myself the tendency lately to be concerned that we haven't had an argument. it's been all good, it's all love. and she was like, fuckin a sarah, it's not supposed to be a rollercoaster or constant drama like with kevin. oh, right. yeah. check. |
Kewl. Now, when shit goes wrong, and it always does 'cause we're all human, just coast. Don't let fear get the better of ye. |
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Along with Dr Strangelove If they put Soyent Green on DVD, why the hell don't they put Dr Strangelove on DVD? GODAMMIT Anyway, Way to go Nate. I am still waiting for a call from my first interview. I think I got it, but trying to find work durring the holidays is almost hopeless. HR is so SLOW. Since this is a thread about sucking giant cock... I am getting laid off because I had my clearance denied. My "last day" is December 15th. They gave me three weeks paid leave to find work, and also gave me this plaque that says "Absolute Peronal Best" In recognition of superior and sustained technical expertise in sustaing the Air Force Directory Services and Amex Express checks for $500.00. They termed it as a lay off so I could collect unemployment if I have to. All in all, I guess they did the best they could by me. I guess. It has to be the oddest termination I have ever been through. By boss and his boss and his boss's boss have given me excellent refrences, and my boss calls me every now and then just to chat. I have been home since I got back from 'Bama. I have had two interviews and have sent 12 resumes. Maybe I will be on unemployment for awhile. I dont know if I could handle being home all the time, and I have no idea how Eri has put up with it for so long. |
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i have the same problem spunk with knowing what's out there or not. i'll check to see if something is available and it's not then a year later i still think it's not available when it is |
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Fuckos |
rather than perhaps, not-so-groomed people, kinda ugly, who can find what you want in a second and tell you all the features... thats retail... i was at best buy the other day looking for the Tenacious D dvd... I called ahead to customer service to check their computer for the DVD... i SPELLED "tenacious d" FOR THEM, told them the title, the distributor, the release date, etc... they said they didnt have it in their computer system. they then checked the shelf and said they didnt have it. 10 minutes later i went to the store and it was on the new releases rack with 20 other copies. get the cheaper price at Walmart and bestbuy if you must (i do), but if you're actually BROWSING or looking for something new, always hit the indie store. |
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it's true that i'd never ask questions of Best Buy employees or trust them to know what's up with the products (but i don't think this relates to grooming or attractiveness). i'm happy when they can run the scanner and my card without confusion and that's all i expect. and i like independent stores, too, but they often exhibit as much or (frequently) more image-consciousness as chain stores. in my limited, personal, subjective, individual experience, of course. |
not to completely disagree with your point, but it's a radical oversimplification. |
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I would think that the owner of an indie store would be more knowledgable than the average megachain employee. The average worker at an indie store is really a hit or miss. It depends on the store. Some smaller places who maintain tight control on hiring policies do tend to have a team that is more knowledgable than average. |
. Never, ever believe anything a Best Buy Boy tells you. The lies I hear in that store make me furious. But the cashiers at ours are all young attractive females in tight pants. . You shop in the good stores, then give the big stores your money because they're a few dollars cheaper? Bad! Don't do that! Keep that up, and there won't be any good stores to shop at. I mean, you're rewarding Wal-Mart for the very thing you hate about them. They show their cluelessness about the products they sell, then they make money. |
The poor kids with their quotas and secret shoppers to deal with, but damn i HATE it. I will tell YOU when I need YOUR help. Go forth and fuck thyself. |
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I also stop helping people if they start talking on their cell phones and ignore me. I also recommend small, independent stores when they need something we don't have. It's better that way. |
i dont like small independent stores. i likle BIG independent stores. it is possible, to be corporate, large, and have many many locations and still be a fair, responsible and competetive business that provides quality service and products. not everything corporate = bad |
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politely asking a customer upon arrival if you can help them with anything is another. theres a difference. |
YOu need help. |
how's the z-o-l-o-f-t treating you? |
But, since I am 4 days away from the unemployment line and have not freaked out yet, I would say it was working just fine. |
anyone here use wellbutrin? |
But, if you want to guarantee no analysis, just buy some St John's Wort. Works like a champ, and holds down your appetite too. |
do you ever notice that when you're standing around looking desperate for help, every service person rushes by you looking as busy as possible? but if you're just lingering and window shopping those fucking idiots in your face or hovering behind you? bizarre. |
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pretty bad. It manages the physical symptoms of depression, but for long term emotional stability (relatively speaking), I have to be in therapy. |
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funky. |
zoloft kicked ass but i didn't need it to make me "happy", just help me to not worry about everything that didn't need worrying about. it didn't make it so i didn't care either -i was afraid that without the anxiety i would not work hard enough- i actually got more done because i didn't waste so much time analyzing things. |
better spelling throuhg dictionary. monkey feel good life and tell times for real sheep. |
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. I'm waiting for the rain. |
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I tried the zoloft too. It worked great for when I needed it, but I only needed it while I got through a particular situation and was able to stop taking it within a month after that. |
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I just worked out that none of my friends are on any prescribed meds. Well apart from Jules - but she's an asthmatic. Is this a 'merican thing? |
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anything. the feeling was occasional and totally new. as i've said before, it peaked when i spent three days without eating or sleeping because i couldn't. i wasn't doing much else, either. i spent a great deal of time reading and trying to think my way out of it and i couldn't. until i became desperate i would never have considered meds. dropping out of school was not an option and wouldn't have solved my problem in the long wrong. choosing between meds and letting myself die was not difficult. bleh. i don't want to talk about this anymore. |
dave., what's your email address? or email me. quickly please. |
anything." Wish I had that luxury. I was wrong earlier (sorry dave. you were right). I am going to say something, which is mostly a reiteration of waht I've said before. I am not a big fan of drugs of any sort, particularly pharmeceuticals, due to reasons that stem from economic and psychological issues pertaining to myself, my family and things I've read. I wholeheartedly disagree with any and all general statements about drugs and chemicals making our lives better. It's technology, it's "progress", but like anything else it can be misused and abused for various reasons. That's not to say these things are all bad. When monitored carefully by somebody who knows what to watch out for and taken by a person who is both needing and willing to take a drug it can be very effective. Unfortunately most people either don't understand or don't care to take the time to understand the actions they take. This isn't just pharmeceuticals. This arguement can be applied to virtually anything but I digress. I am happy that things have worked out for both TBone, Heateahr, eri and anyone else who has been able to live a better life through drugs. |
but that's okay, you don't have to |
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donuts. know what I am going to have for breakfast? bran bits, because that has psyllium in it, which also makes me happy. then, for second breakfast, I am going to get a krispy kreme and write my paper in sheer good-bm-sugar-high-induced ecstacy. |
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They were good. |
reason number 64 to visit the US. |
Today I have to write a 20 page paper, only 6 of which are done. It's due tomorrow. Wish me luck. |
"we don't have good donuts here. reason number 64 to visit the US." questions: how are your donuts not good? they can make bad donuts? If you've never been to the states, how do you know? maybe your donuts are even better! |
my belly feels like it wants to jump out of my mouth and strangle me. |
you bastards |
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reeses and vin diesel, the two great tastes that taste great together. moonit if you weren't so cute, i'd be really creeped out right now |
is it wrong to wrap a present and pretend its from Vin and then acted really shocked when an unspecting family member pulls it out from the tree to give it to me? |
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i think that's funny as shit, you should totally do that. |
Otherwise that is funny as hell. |
I never caught on as a kid to the fact that Santa and my mom had the same handwriting. |
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"sorry I couldn't make it to your xmas - here's a little something so you can pretend I'm with you. Love Vin" My family already think I'm mental so thats okay. |