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By moonit on Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 04:19 am:

    So this morning I posted this in my blog:

    I'm taking applications for a slave boy.

    You will be required to cook breakfast, lunch and tea, vacuum, dust, do dishes, and other general cleaning duties. You will be a general all-round houseboy, preferably with cocktail making abilities. Not afraid to wear a loincloth, you must be able to balance a tray full of scrumptious goodies, and serve on bended knee.




    Then tonight my mum bought this guy round cause he needs a new house, and he's moving in, in two weeks. So thats extra money for me YIPPIE. He's also in the process of getting back with his wife, so this means he won't be here in about six months (so he reckons), and the extra money will be handy as I'm still dealing with 'drew fallout bills etc.

    Yippie!

    Okay so he's not a slave boy, but he does cook! And he likes spicy food. Yeah.

By patrick on Wednesday, February 6, 2002 - 11:23 am:

    my fucking arm is twitching right now and i'm looking in your direction.

By moonit on Thursday, February 7, 2002 - 12:41 am:

    its honestly not me. I wouldnt arm twitch a guy who said he'd take me to see Harry Houdini's house.

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