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Anyways, the history of the funny. I went to high school and was friends with this girl who was my polar opposite. She slept around, drank, stole boyfriends, ran away, stole, etc. etc. The opposite of me. She weighed about 70 lbs. and was one of the few people I knew who was skinnier than I was. She was also popular (wonder why). We were good friends for a while, until I couldn't take any more. Needless to say, our friendship ended on horrible terms. So I am watching elimi-date and who is one of the chicks on the show, but (that's right, you guessed it) CHARITY!!! She has put on major weight and has a fat roll on her chin and she let her teeth get really bad. Basically compared to how she used to look, she has totally let herself go. In the first scene at a bar she takes off the guys shirt and puts whipped cream all over him, in front of the whole bar, and starts licking him all over. Some other girl gets elimidated. Then in the next scene, they were at a really expensive sushi bar, and she takes off his shirt again and rubs oil all over him. One of the other girls had her tongue in his ear. the 3rd girl says that she will wait cuz she doesn't want everyone else's spit in her mouth and that she is worth waiting for. Of course she is elimidated next. Then Charity says that she reminded her of some girl she was friends with in high school who was just boring. (wonder who she was talking about). Then for the last scene they get "dressed up for a nice evening out". The other girl is in this cute dress. She is in a black leather mini slit up to her cooch and a seethru black top. She grabs the guy and runs off with him into the toilet. Classy. First date? She climbs all over him. In the end he gives them a chance for last words. She says "do you want a leader or a follower?" Guess where she got that line from? Glad to see my just plain boring influence hasn't been completley forgotten. Then she gets dumped in the last round for being too slutty :p I am still laughing my ass off. Charity turned into a slutty bartender who let herself go. She still hates me. This is the funniest thing I have seen on television in years. The only thing it lacked was her personal poem. ahem My name is Charity, I live in a tree I need to get laid so jump on me. Yes she actually went around saying that, in high school. Sorry, I am still laughing. |
where was this episode taped? |
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ago, Headline News did a piece with the producer of Elimidate, but it wasn't Angry Sam, it was a woman. Unless Sam is short for Samantha? But the lady's name wasn't Samantha, that's for sure. I kept waiting for her to give props to Angry Sam but it seemed like she was taking all the credit for herself for coming up with the whole concept. What's up with that? |
otherwise the mundane nature of the show, and the idiots he has to deal with is draining the very life from him. you should seem him after he comes home from shooting 5 days, 14 hours a day in some other city. Sam is a line producer. Meaning, he is the producer in the trenches. He literally is responsible for scoring locations, getting the necessary shooting permits, working on location, doling out the money for whatever comes up along the way. They have 2-3 line producers and then usually a few executive producers who work in the offices and suck network cock. Who they interviewed most likely was his boss. |
i think it ranks right there with street smarts/wise whatever it is called and 5th wheel and SPRINGER hate that shit |
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I think most of these shows are stupid. Every guy on them seems to go for the fake blonde, big fake rack and easy women. The strippers take home the guys at the end of the show. You see some lame geek cop have three big breasted blondes in bikinis fight over him. Duh, like he could ever find a woman that looks like that anywhere else, and you know the blonde is going to dump him as soon as the camera is gone. For some reason, I still put them on when I am bored. Patrick might like the 5th wheel. Half of the time the women get nekked. The guys will get some in the pool and then dump the girls at the end of the show saying they couldn't bring these girls home to mommy. Guess that is what happens when he gets what he wants out of her in the first hour of the first date :p |
sam and the director will manipulate the episodes by planting statements or actions, often resulting in that person's "demise" if you will. they are staged to an extent. |
that could have just called it elimi-whore, not based on eri's story, but on the 2 minutes i watched once trying to figure out what was going on i was embarrased for everyone involved |
ever since doing Unsolved Mysteries, he's been somewhat locked in to reality TV when he isnt taking hiatus to write. |
my friend filmed 'paramedics' or whatever it's called and she really enjoyed it |
the film we shot last summer, is now the target of his current hiatus. he is waiting on his new mac, those kickass g4s, he's gonna load up Final Cut Pro 4 and edit the bitch. its a yin and yang thing. |
That's way cooler than elimidate. |
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I'll be in Phoenix in 2 weeks,maybe J and I can track her down. |
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she basically came up with the idea, took a digital cam and did a pilot of the show that way. then the network saw it, and swooped in on it. she went from hollywood nobody to millionaire in no time. but thats just drunken porch talk. |
or maybe you just dont like me too much. which is understandable. i do smell funny sometimes. |
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I am fond of people who have a fondness for me! LS |
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