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By Fetidbeaver on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 08:10 pm:

    Filed my taxes today and get a bunch back....happy happy, joy joy.....

By Fb on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 08:12 pm:

    p.s. my puppy can get her teeth done now. she has 7 canine teeth.

By The Reality of Responsibility on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 08:25 pm:

    I expressed my cats impacted anal glands. She seems friskier now.

By The Reality of Incomprehension on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 08:38 pm:

    1. Assuming that all a dog's teeth are canine teeth, Fb's puppy must have 7 teeth. Is there something wrong with them? Are they being replaced by human teeth?

    2. Are you saying that you express mailed your cat impacted anal glands? Where is your cat now? Were the glands deep-fried?

By Fb on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 08:42 pm:

    yes 7 teeth, i'm having her fitted with dentures :o)

By Platypus on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 09:04 pm:

    I got my tax return today too...finally, after two months. Better cash it before it goes bad.

By My cat thanked me on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 09:14 pm:

By Antigone on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 10:11 pm:

    When I was a kid one of my cats died of an impacted anal gland blockage. Poor guy.

By Antigone on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 10:05 am:

    So, all I have to say is "impacted anal gland blockage" and all conversation stops?

    Kewl.

By Fetidbeaver on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 01:45 pm:

    we were observing a moment of silence for your deceased putty-tat.

By Fb on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 01:52 pm:

    also i found the perfect dentures for my pup. they are called the "postal ass shredder" model 81c

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