Elepolo


sorabji.com: Reasons to be cheerful: Elepolo
By Platypus on Tuesday, July 30, 2002 - 09:46 pm:

    Yes, folks, it's here!

    PICK-ME-UPS:

    Sugar cane or rice balls packed with vitamins (molasses and rock salt) shall be given to the elephants at the end of each match and a cold beer, or soft drink, to the elephant drivers and not vice versa.



By kazoointoit on Tuesday, July 30, 2002 - 10:03 pm:

    That's terrific.

    Have you ever played donkey ball?

    The donkeys wear protective shoes ( AIR-DONKS ) that not only give them traction, make them look cute, but are non-marking.


By patrick on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 11:20 am:

    uhhh platy.


    you realize the terribly hypocrisy in your enthusiasm for this.


    or maybe you're being sarcastic

    *whacks sarcasm meter*

    !#*&%!$*!#^%^$*&^!!!!!!!


By Kalli on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 12:00 pm:

    im gonna start an international kitty juggling
    ring.

    whoooha!


By patrick on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 12:01 pm:

    god dammit!!!


By Kalliope on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 12:05 pm:

    no really its ok.

    kittens love to fly.


By patrick on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 12:17 pm:

    im grumbling at my misuse of "terribly".

    part of me wanted to say "terribly hypocritical" and the other half wanted to say "terrible hypocrisy".


By Kalliope on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 12:19 pm:

    hah. i didnt even catch that.

    how terribly of me.


By Platypus on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 02:00 pm:


By patrick on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 02:07 pm:

    whaaaaaat i am chill. i told you i was potentially missing something here.


By Platypus on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 02:08 pm:

    ok...I just don't like being called a hypocrite early in the morning. People should take themselves far less seriously around here.


By pez on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 02:41 pm:


By semillama on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 06:21 pm:

    What I want to know more about is Iceland's
    Elepolo team.

    if there were still mastadons, I'd understand.


By Czarina on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 09:56 pm:

    Aren't they trying to clone a mastadon? [or maybe it was a wooly mamoth]

    Seems like I heard that somewhere. From its frozen tissue.

    I think we should leave Mother Nature alone.


By dave. on Wednesday, July 31, 2002 - 10:50 pm:

    damn, i was just gonna call her up and see if i could come over and do my laundry. if she were in a good mood, i was gonna ask her for a couple hundred bucks. either way, she'd make me dinner and i'm kinda tired of mac n cheese.

    but, i guess now i have to leave her alone.

    rats.


By Chiffon on Thursday, August 1, 2002 - 09:56 am:

    It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature!


By Kalliope on Thursday, August 1, 2002 - 01:32 pm:

    here quick. catch my hampster!


By ASPCA on Friday, August 2, 2002 - 01:39 pm:

    Rectal/Rodent activities prohibited.