If You're Reading This, The World Didn't End Last Thursday

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By spunky on Thursday, May 29, 2003 - 11:31 am:

    There will be no refunds on disposable toilet bags or emergency dental kits, so if you purchased these or other "family preparedness" supplies from The Survival Center, in the expectation that a mysterious planet or rogue sister star of our own Sun would wipe out 90% of the Earth's population this month, you'll have to simply chalk it up to a moment's paranoia: the sun is shining, the planet is blissfully unmolested and Britney Spears has no plans for repopulating a post-apocalyptic Earth with you anytime soon.
    Planet X, or Nibiru as it's exotically known to believers in a cult of ancient Sumerian astrophysicists, remains a persistent myth based on an innocuous observational error now nearly a quarter-millennium old.

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    And you called ME paranoid

By spunky on Thursday, May 29, 2003 - 11:34 am:

By Spider on Thursday, May 29, 2003 - 12:28 pm:

    You are paranoid. They're just more paranoid than you.

By The Watcher on Thursday, May 29, 2003 - 02:45 pm:

    The world has not come to an end because I have not decided when to end it.

    The universe is entirely a creation of my mind. This will all end when I become bored with these fantasies.



    Depressing thought isn't it.

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