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To begin, an insult. Hal, you're hungover and your cat's loud and your voice makes the telephone smell like shit crackers. Heh. |
Well at least I don't try to talk into the phone with my fuckin chin. |
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I didn't say anything about how you got hungover in the first place. It was a simple statement of fact. I don't have hangovers myself. We all know you're nocturnal anyhow, so why don't you turn into a bat and sleep in a closet? |
That and bats have horrible taste in food. I'd much rather be a cat, and sleep all the god damn time. Also, I'm not the one that got up like half an hour to noon. Sleeping the day away again Pez? |
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That was when the cat started to eat my foot. |
I went to bed at one. And you're an hour ahead of me. |
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No, he usually bites my feet when he wants something. This morning I think he just wanted me to get up and play with him. Which is REALLY hard to do when I'm hungover, now he's just sitting on my lap refusing to move and giving me the evil eye because I'm on the phone and not paying attention to him. God I love cats, persistent demanding little fucks that they are. |
I'm winning. |
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And normally, I'm a mouse only girl. Except for posting heree, and it's not like I have you sitting on my shoulder all the time making it into a competition. But. You still haven't insulted me. Holding back? |
No not holding back, just not very creative at the moment. Also, I think I'm too short to be her type Antigone. I'm like 4 feet shorter then her. |
Get some stilts and hold your breath. You know you look up to me. Even if I can't spell when I'm trying to keep up. You deranged squirrel-phobic alcohol slinging goofball that named yourself after an evil computer. |
WELL AT LEAST I WASN'T ORIGINALLY CRACK CANDY THAT CAME FROM THE MOUTH OF KERMIT THE FROG!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
(2) Find an insult that makes sense. (3) Grammar and punctuation, my boy. (4) Remember that I'm older too. Even if you've been around here longer. (5) How's the hangover? Should I play some loud high music? |
As for the rest of that, I'm neither original nor am I funny. I can't spell, I know it and admit it freely. As for grammar and punctuation I suck at those as well. The hangover is fine now, the early morning booze kicked in. |
When's your birthday, it's more like three weeks as I remember. I'm just trying to pull out my trumps. If you're neither original or funny, then what are you doing here? Trying to learn some remidal English? |
My birthday is Feb 12, so yeah its like 3 weeks. So really you weren't doing much more then puking, shitting, and sleeping when I was born. |
I'm still older, taller, more creative, funnier and I can spell. Dwarf. That wasn't original at all, but in comparison, it's true. |
Maybe Anti is right. |
I could just keep on going. I think I'm prettier, more musical with a better singing voice and quite possibly better coordnated. At times. |
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Who isn't? |
Well I guess that explains why I suck with women. I'm short, not creative, not funny, and usually I'm younger then them. WELL THAT JUST ANSWERS ALL OF MY QUESTIONS. |
Bah. C'mon, you must have some type of talent. |
Mmmmm, I think ya'll would enjoy it more if ya'll fucked. "I think I'm too short to be her type Antigone. I'm like 4 feet shorter then her." Sounds like your mouth would be closer to her crotch. What's wrong with that? |
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Hell with my luck, the one time I do show up in Portland, you'll have a boyfriend, and I'll have blue balls the entire time I'm there. |
Make out friend, fuck buddy, playing rebound girl again. I don't have boyfriends, not right now. I run away. |
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The last actual boyfriend I had was in February. He lives in Seattle. Before that, September. He's gone and that's all I know. Before that, August of 2001. I don't do boyfriends well. |
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And owning the equipment and having your mouth around it are two different things. |
Not that its going to happen ever, but seriously I know the equitment 100x's better then you ever will. Its for the same reason you could go down on a woman better then I could even hope to. |
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If you actually gave a blowjob on anyone (male) I'd daresay I'd be surprised. You'd have to prove yourself. Think of it as playing the piano blind. |
At 7am I drink with whomever wants to drink with me, its pretty much random, and only a couple times have I stooped to drinking with myself. |
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Ever wonder where all those band camp jokes came from? |
Ever wonder where all those band camp jokes came from? |
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Go here to get the link to listen. |
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Vv. Bleah. First of all, I prefer not to be causght dead in a shopping mall. Second, I'm an intellegent person that cannot be defined by lust alone. Third, condoms. Fourth, even if I didn't use condoms, there are abortions. Fifth, I am a bit claustrophobic in relationships so even if I have one, does that mean I'll stay? No. I don't intend to get married anytime soon, if at all. I'd rather not, frankly because then I'd actually have to take some degree of responsibility of someone else and why should I? |
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Not so much an invitation as knowing I can get away with it and be a brat. Oh, so that's why you got off the phone, 1:08 pm here. |
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Figured I'd cast to throw around some time. And best remember the being a brat thing, when I show up in Portland. |
True. Wehn you show up in Portland? When will this happen? |
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If it's too random, I'll almost guarantee you I'll be working. If you come in November, I'll have my photos up. |
And it won't be completely random, I'll let you know first. |
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true. y'all need to stop wasting your internet time and GET IT ON it's been freakin YEARS! just shut up and do each other already. or would that stop the back-and-forth flirting? doubt it. |
That's always the excuse. It's been two years since the active flirting started, if I remember correctly. It was the summer before I moved. |
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and, i almost missed hal saying he wants to fuck me. |
Funny little typo there, Nate. |
Like I said, I'm gonna get some cash together in the next couple weeks and take a trip to Portland, whether I drive or fly doesn't matter to me. As for the fucking, whether it happens or not, doesn't matter, although I do need a vacation where I don't go work. The trip to Virginia was fun, but it was also work. I need to just go hang out for 3 days without worrying about anything. |
I need to get out my horns. |
As long as I don't have to eat vegan food I'll be fine, without meat I die. |
Also if you're too obnoxious about eating meat or trying to goad me into eating meat I may be slightly abraisive. |
weird. You would hate our freezer. Not that I eat a lot of meat but the Pandyr does. |
I won't try to convince anyone to eat meat, if they don't want to thats their beef. (Pun intended.) I just don't eat a lot, so when I do eat, I balance it. Some meat, some vegi, some carbs, and dairy if it suits the need. I eat as it becomes necissary. And the not eating vegan food thing was a joke anyway. FEK! |
. Plus, he's only 83% lean. |
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There's a few Portland houses that way. Some don't allow any animal products inside. You meathead, I'll chase you down with carrots in each hand. |
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soy kibbies? sometimes people go too far. why are vegetarians always pale and lack energy? not that the vegetarians i know constitute fact, but everygoddamn one i know is unhealthy. |
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Cats are not. Cats you ruin if you keep meat from them. |
Actually, Mia eats pasta, fruit, vegetables, shoes, toys, etc etc etc :P |
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. Anything that's not meat or Friskies, he doesn't care about. . His favorite is ham. |
and he's 15 years old (105 in cat years). He assults anyone with any kind of meat. He is also gay, so I think he is looking for that kind of meat as well........ |
fuck all. set it up. we can charge admission |
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She ate/eats ordinary cat food. Dry. At the time she hid in my room (when I was home, I had to keep the door closed in fear of the puppy) and the bathroom where her litter box was. There were two dogs living in the house at the time, one of which loved cats as food. She assaults me when I visit, petmepetmepetmepetmepetme and sleeps where I sleep. I've never used any fancy organic meatless cat food (I have a friend who once worked for a vegetarian pet food company, doing home delivery), but as long as they're getting the proper nutrients it's alright. Cats are carnivores and need more protein than dogs do. Sem, your email attempted to virus me. I escaped with the powers of my brain. Thae cat groups you're talking about, are they similar to what can be found at Rather Good? |
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That said, my cats are largely omniverous. They eat Innova canned and dry (made by Felidae, one of the few companies that doesn't use cats and dogs in their cat and dog food). They also eat anything and everything you leave unguarded, from bread to Newman-O's to rice to vegetation to shoes to bath towels. Cats are funny beasties. Patrick, lots of folks, whether vegan, veggie, or carniverous, are pale and lack energy--it's because they don't get the right nutrients. People who think that you can't live without meat are full of it. (Perhaps literally, meat poopies can fill ya up as Nate will tell ya). I've also been getting really into food combining latrly. I'm not sure anyone else here does food combining so I'm not going to blather on about it, but it's a great thing. |
Most people can do with more fruits/veggies, sleep, exercise and sunshine. Choice of food intake isn't the only thing that will leave people pale. |
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Like my cousin. He's allergic to every bean and legume there is. And eggs. And too much dairy makes him ill too...I think. Platy, what mean you by "food combining"? |
My cat eats more then any feline I've ever seen before, but he's not fat. He's stocky, big shoulders and shit, but he isn't a chubby little fucker. The only thing I've never seen him NOT eat, is Anchovies. I think there was just a bit too much salt for him there. He actually picked them out of his dish and laid them on the floor next to it. Oh and he still licks his non-existant balls. |
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you just don't understand what i am. |
I'm sure Ferg would rip your arm off before you kicked her ass Nate. |
Whaaaa? Is this for real? My cousins in Italy used to have a beagle that ate nothing but table food. They'd feed him whatever they were eating that night, so a typical meal for him would be a little bit of soup, then a little bit of pasta, then a little bit of salad, and then some fruit. He lived a good long life. |
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There are a handful of companies, such as Felidae, that use all natural high quality meat and vegetables, and don't use cats and dogs in their food. It's not that expensive and a lot better in my opinion for my peace of mind and my cats' health. They have been a lot healthier since I switched foods for them. So people who care about their animals should really switch. (If you can't find Felidae/Innova in your area I can track down the list of ok foods for cats and dogs and post it). Re: food combining. Different foods take different amounts of time to digest (for example, fruits and carbs). If you eat these foods together, the quicker digesting food ferments in your stomach/intestines waiting for the slow one, which is bad. So you eat foods with like digestion times with like, or eat foods on their own--for example, eat an apple 45 min before breakfast, allowing it to completely digest before you eat more. It's really hard and takes a lot of commitment and I am a pretty lazy person. I do feel better--I have more energy and less farts, but it's just so much fucking work. I was just wondering if anyone else here did/had done food combining and had thoughts. A lot of people do it to lose weight, which seems a little odd to me, but whatever. |
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My aunt has lost about 50 pounds on a diet that works with food combining -- it's called the LA Weight Loss plan (but has nothing to do with LA, go figure). She has a schedule of foods she's allowed to eat on certain days and in certain quantities, which is drawn up by the (what the heck is the word?) office she goes to for weigh-ins and such. I don't know too much about it, but for one thing, she cannot eat fish and meat (non-fish) in the same day. |
He is a squirrel/spider killing death machine, in a fight vs Nate. He would probably lose in the end, but not before removing some apendages. |
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Hey now.....I have lost 10 lbs this month. That puts me DOWN to 110. I can't afford to lose any more weight. I am one step away from looking anorexic as it is. |
My cats, however, are fat enough for us all. |