| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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!!! "hey baby, my shirt's chafing me, mind if i take it off?...now my pants are chafing me!" and my favorite: "Hey Simpson! This creamed corn tastes like creamed crap!" |
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everyone sat on the couch watching the Friday the 13th marathon with captions while bad euro dance music played. then michael jacksons 'ghosts' came on, which was about as much laughter and rejoicing as we experienced in the evening. the party was hosted by four girl roommates, each with their own idea about what the party should be, thus turning it into a non-party with no talking. and for some reason, it was HOT. its like a summers night outside, and inside it was sweaty, which is especially bad when you're costume includes a bag on your head. at least i could use it to cover my scornful expressions. the three roomates of our friend were vapid, useless whores. whores whores whores, no nice way around it, spending the evening talking about their 600 dollar bracelets. literally. but wisper will get more into their conversations. then there were these two man beast boyfriend Batista types, both of which i think were named Diego, and they threw smarties at our friends. i didnt even bother getting up to go into the kitchen to get more wine (CORBETT CANYON WHITE ZINFANDEL BEATCH) because that would mean walking past Team Bring It. They kept calling me 'b' because of the "ugly bob" shirt i was wearing, and stared at me the entire night like they were plotting my beatdown. "that guy clearly has no training regimen. i could squash him like a bug for my girlfriends temporary entertainment" king meathead and his lady started making out on the floor at the feet of my roommate who joined us for this very special occasion. he actually didnt even notice, probably thinking more about the Optimus Prime reissue toy he just bought hours earlier. Shitballs, this was the worst halloween ever. Even throwing a pumpkin off the balcony didnt cheer me up. At least I still have some wine left over for tomorrow. Guess I'll rent Sopranos Season 4, get wasted and scream at Ralphie for being such an asshole. and at least i get to see Ween on Tuesday. surely this next Ween will make up for todays 'ween. |
I'm drooling!!! Spunky, you're a very lucky man. |
I know it's simple, but I like it that way. It is easier to maintain and not so time consuming. "Spunky, you're a very lucky man. " Your preaching to the chior Watcher. Thanks |
I am sorry the party sucked so bad Rowlf. I hate getting all dressed up for some crappy party. My friends were trying to talk me into going to this nightclub right here and enter in the costume contests. They kept saying I would win the prize for sexiest costume, but I knew that wouldn't happen. Still it sounded like fun, and no cover charge for the ladies last night. Unfortunately as we were making plans my last friend with no plans got called into work, so I didn't go. I still had fun at the mall with the kids. It was funny watching other peoples reactions to my costume........... |
Chunks: 1) "OMIGOD show me your bracelet? *gasp* that's the same one that Sheena has!" "Oh yeah? my boyfriend got it for me" "yeah! her boyfriend got it for her too! How much was it? oh wait, i know, 600 right?" "No" "No? he got hers for 600" "No way, like, 285 plus tax!" "Is it white gold? Sheena's is white gold" "No, it's only silver" "I'm so sorry!" "It's cool, he'll get me something better next time" ----- 2) "okay, everybody, this is so creepy! last year, on vacation we found out that we were right near where they filmed that movie, the Exorcist? So we decided it would be cool to go see the stairs, you know, on the cover, with the light at the top? So we went there, and we found the stairs, and i thought it would be cool to take a picture, so i did, and GUESS WHAT" -what?" -"when i came back and got the film developed... IT DIDNT TURN OUT! It was just blank! That girls house is totally stilll haunted!" -Girl we were invited by: "uhm, actually, that movie is based on a story of a little boy who didn't live anywhere near..." -roomate: "Yeah, but it's still totally fucked up and scary!" -"i guess, but those stairs had nothing to do with anything real and.." -"Hellooo? IT DIDNT TURN OUT! It's haunted n shit!" ----- 3) One of the girls was telling a story to her side of the room that i only heard parts of, but i think she was saying something about someone in her family having tummy health problems or a series of bad luck. But i perked right up when i heard: "so my mom and dad and aunt and grandparents went to go see their family witch doctor guy, cause they're very traditional n stuff. And so he did this reading on the house and the family, and do you know what he said it was????" -"what??" "it was a baby angel, stuck in purgatory. That's what was causing it." -"really?" "uh-huh. Baby angel. In pergatory." -one of her friends-"oooh! that's SO sad! that poor baby!" "I know, isn't it too sad? 'Cause purgatory is like, between heaven and earth, right? So it couldn't find it's way, that's why it was causing so much trouble!" -------- truly, it was a house of horrors. I'm not making that baby angel thing up, either. She said it so matter-of-fact i had trouble holding my shit together. My question is, was it a "baby angel" like the spirit of a dead child, or can angels have kids in the afterlife? And how could a baby possibly go to purgatory? Babies are innocent, for fucks sake! And...... oh, i'd better just not think about it. happy halloween! |
. I was originally going to wear a cheap samurai costume, but I think I'll go as Jacques Clouseau -- the Inspector from Pink Panther. |
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Give me witchfest update as soon as you get back!!!!! |
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60? Geez. Now I feel old. I haven't even hit 30 yet!!!!! And thank you. |
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We all got really wasted the night before the party, but that's Kazu's tale to tell. |
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i had a really fun halloween this year. i haven't had a fun one since the late 90's, when i dressed up as a dominatrix and ended up, well... anyway, i think that story is written up somewhere on these boards. dave and i went to see Galactic at Stubb's. they had a costume contest at the set break. some of the best costumes i saw were: Roy: of Sigfried and Roy Pot Brownies: girls dressed up in those cute little brown Brownies outfits, with pots on top of their heads Buckethead: very creepy Porcelean Goddess: woman dressed up like a toilet Luke Wilson in Royal Tennenbaums: there were LOTS of people dressed up as this character, which was surprising to me. Jesus: from Big Lebowski dave got us on the guest list because he went to Tulane with Ben the saxaphone/harmonica player, and he used to work at Tipitinas for many years. i got really bad cramps (out of nowhere!) during the first part of the show and happened to find a place to sit, on top of a cooler tucked into a corner of the general admission venue, next to a girl and her boyfriend from dallas, who happened to have a thousand milligrams of vicodin on him, which he traded me for beer money. i was cruisin' the rest of the night. after the show we met up with a friend and we went to a rave-like art party on the east side called the Blue Genie party, where we met up with even more people. i didn't get home til 3 a.m. most of the others i knew at the party didn't get to bed til after dawn. i just can't party like that anymore. or maybe i don't want to. saturday i had a hot date. the ass doctor left the state for two months. San Francisco -> Hawaii -> San Francisco -> Ecquador (a jungle trip in the Amazon) -> five day boat trip through the Galapagos islands -> Peru -> Houston (for christmas w/ family) -> skiing in Breckenridge for new years -> Austin. and i wasn't invited to join up at any part of this adventure. which is fine. so. moving right along... |
but those both involved time and work.... a couple years ago i went all out and went as Orgazmo. I came third in a costume contest, lost to some guy who spent 300 dollars to be one of the Talvin Singh visual blowjobs from the Cell. |
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i was gonna say who wants to see my ass in black vinyl, but i've thought better of it the girly sleep-over was super fun, although the karaoke before hand was almost more-so and i didn't even sing |
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tease. |
So I pooped and left. |
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I did not dress up this year, or rather, I didn't dress up on Halloween. |
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE |
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on a cosmic bad-party level. you know. |
It's the worst party, that's ever been! we're going, to a bad party! And I hope those jerks will let us in! |