Update: Thanks to Antigone, Jizzmop v0.1 is operational. from antigone: "I don't know how to automatically install updates into Mozilla, but if you want the script you can e-mail me (antigone). You also have to install a mozilla extension you can find here. Or just install directly here."

E-mail me first for the script, then install the extension. The script goes in the following directory: C:\Documents and Settings\<YOUR_HOME_DIR>\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\<SOME_GIBBERISH>.default\chrome That's if you use windows, which I assume most of you do. Also, the "Application Data" directory is usually hidden, so you'll have to type the directory name in manually in the "Address" bar of windows explorer. (Right click on "My Computer" to bring up the windows explorer.) Replace YOUR_HOME_DIR with your login name. SOME_GIBBERISH will be different for everybody, but you should only have one directory named "<SOME_GIBBERISH>.default" in your Profiles directory.

Antigone, you are like unto a GOD. the sacrificial virgins should arrive anon.

Danke, sem! May the Bob be with you. One person already asked me how you turn it off. The easiest way is if you comment out the last line of the userScript.js file like so: //jizzmop();

i love you, antigone! I changed mine to say ARROWED! like on teen girl squad.

I'm looking forward to a jizzmoppin' good time. And I bow in the face of your leetness. May it rain virgins.

p.s. not to sound hal-ish or anything, but anyone who wants a gmail invite, email me.

Shit, people, keep prayin' for them virgins. And they'd better be virgin HUMANS. FEMALE, too, you perverts.

Goodmorning all you jizzmoppers!! Why do you have to run away? Did you do this in school, when all the cool people wanted to kick your asses? I feel so bad, not really.

Man, i just laughed so hard my ass fell off.

I expect it did... http://www.sillyjokes.co.uk/games/arserace.html

stop please you're killing me.

I hope so.

I like that V!

Hi jizzmops,do a "yahoo" search for "jizzmops",go to page 2,find posting 24,and you will find a cool posting from our boss,then click,and you will travel through time back to Sorabji,Mark A. Thomas, so cool and ahead of the game.,I tend to respect him...your jizzmop got left out in the rain too long,your blue touch paper is damp... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dodi!HI!HI!HI! I just love your gutsy postings,keep pokeing holes in the ant farm!!!

I'm not sure what this is all about, but what ever you say V. I'm not worried about anything, you shouldn't be either my friend.

I think the ant farm should be destroyed by now, don't you think?

By V on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 03:34 pm: VORP! By Dodi on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 03:36 pm: VORP! By V on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 04:07 pm: VORP! By V on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 04:14 pm: VORP! By Dodi on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 04:14 pm: VORP! By Dodi on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 04:31 pm: VORP! enjoy the solitude, wonder twins.

Explain VORP.You also have a problem,Mark A.Thomas says we are indistructable,therefore Dodi and I are "lawnmower men"...read up on your s.f. moron.

it's getting a little sad

Been sad, still sad, but a fun variation of sadness. Might as well make sad soup.

heather,your whole life is sad.

HI heather. you look pretty today.

So I think we all know the jizzmop system works now. Shall we just leave it at that? 'cause there are a couple of threads that are starting to get a little dull, consisting entirely of jizzmopped posts and then other people quoting the jizzmopped posts. Let's do this Agatha style and just ignore the jizzmoppers. Really, paying attention to them at all just empowers them....

well, you have to allow us a moment of immature glee. I'm done, though. It's enough to see that these guys are posting try to get a rise out of us, even though it's patently obvious that we can't see what they are posting. speaks volumes to comprehension.

Yeah, platy, let us immature boys dance around the fire for a while and play with our code toys. :)

Thanks Gee!:) I know, and I didn't have to do anything to get like that, impressive huh....

It's impossible to get a rise out of Antigone, and his gal pal will tell you that. Have a wonderful day!

Fair enough, antigone. Let the white boy hand jive continue. I figure once all those virgins arrive you'll be busy anyway...

With what? It doesn't work, remember?

Nay, platy, I have released the palliative that prevents the white boy hand jive. Yea verily jizzmop douth soothe the humors of those afflicted with the inability to resist the lure of trolls, thus preventing the craven wielding of the hand jive. And so peace in the land is assured.

god damn. my "white boy hand jive" comment persists. fuckin A.

***sends patrick the whiteboy handjive***

Patrick, some things never die.

I'm making a logo for jizzmop. right now. I know it's not needed, but i've been inspired. You'll see it when it's done.

Okay, just once and I will not be publicly amused any more. Dave installed jizzmop for me (tiggy, my stupid email blocked your attachment and wouldn't let me unblock...), and here's what he made it say... By Antigone on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 07:11 pm: By .v.. on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 07:06 pm: It burns!!! Nice try, yo. By dave. on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 07:12 pm: HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA! By Dodi on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 07:24 pm: Do your homework! By V on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 07:45 pm: Do your homework! By Dodi on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 07:51 pm: Do your homework! By V on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 07:52 pm: Do your homework! By Dodi on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 07:55 pm: Do your homework! By V on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 08:08 pm: Do your homework! By V on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 08:16 pm: Do your homework! By Dodi on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 08:17 pm: Do your homework! By V on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 08:22 pm: Do your homework! By Dodi on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 08:28 pm: Do your homework! By V on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 08:34 pm: Do your homework! By Dodi on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 08:44 pm: Do your homework! By V on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 08:51 pm: Do your homework! By Dodi on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 09:08 pm: Do your homework! By Dodi on Tuesday, October 26, 2004 - 09:09 pm: Do your homework! Hee, me laugh!

so....done your homework?

wisper, if you make a logo I can set up a webserver to host the image and change the script to display it. :) Or maybe we can convince Mark to host the image...

It's done. If you want to make the script display an image, replace the line that starts with uberParent.replaceChild with var jizzNode = document.createElement("IMG"); jizzNode.setAttribute("SRC","http://bbs.sorabji.com/favicon.ico"); uberParent.replaceChild(jizzNode, sibling); This displays the little sorabji "S" instead of text. Replace the URL with any other image URL. This is like a mini programming seminar. :)

you mean we can now replace the incessant howling with delicate pastoral scenes? or porn? keeps getting better. I shall host it myself.

pornpornporn YES PORN! YES! And yes, I am incessantly amused. I can't get over this delight. Yet another reason Mozilla rocks my world.

tiggy, can the entire post can be removed? no header, no nothing.

Yeah. I've e-mailed you the script...

oh. my. god. that is magic. david blaine up in there.

I have to wonder what Mark Thomas thinks of all this. He must be amused to no end, if he's aware of it.

I don't think he pays much attention to us at all. but that's okay. I do not feel unloved.

He probably thinks you're all big babies.

GO BUSH!!! GO BUSH!!! GO BUSH!!!

Antigone, could you mail me the script too? Because that would be an excellentness beyond compare.

Sorry to be gone so long. Anyone still need the latest script?

TBone sent me a version but I fear it may be old, so it wouldn't be a bad idea to have the most newest and improvedest one. It's fucking gorgeous here today. I think I might go on a hike.

Yeah, I probably need the latest.

....months go by,winter turns to spring,the ice melts,and v is still here.....................fact is,lots of trolls are still here,,,you want a CLEAN FLOOR? ... use "Jizzmop" !!!!!!! v has one in the kitchen...."thinks,why do I bother posting to such assholes".If you ever think of posting something of sence to v you will allways get a good answere.,that I promise....v knows more about "jizzmop" than most of you,v can dump trash and get back on line in 20 mins,know that for a fact,kinda makes me indestuctable,dont ,cha know...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA,COPYRIGHT TO "Laughing"...a real cool troll...enjoy.

Yeah, it's getting ridiculous around here. I could definately use some jizzmop, since I lost my first copy of it. I'm sure spunky could help me get it set up.