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By droopy on Sunday, June 12, 2005 - 09:47 pm:

    this quote was under "talking points" in the op-ed section of the dallas morning news. right beneath photos of bill gates and the guy from "napolean dynamite".

    "We've all been to bed with the guy who is worried about what he looks like, checking the mirror before he gets into bed. *The nerd, gloriously, stunningly, perfectly, is into the woman.* That right there is very stirring, sexually."

    -E. Jean Carroll, sex columnist for Elle magazine, on why geeks are better lovers.
    (New York Daily News, June 9)


    (oh yeah, and size doesn't matter.)

By droopy on Monday, June 13, 2005 - 12:04 am:

    why have i lost the ability to use the contraction "you're" since i got a computer?

    maybe it's that damn comic sans font.

By heather on Monday, June 13, 2005 - 01:52 am:

    nope

    and

    nope


    that's my two cents.

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