I am not as fat as a New York Cop


sorabji.com: Reasons to be cheerful: I am not as fat as a New York Cop
By V on Monday, May 8, 2006 - 03:13 pm:

    ,,,they ride around supported by the front prongs of a powerfull fork lift truck,to join N.Y.P.D. you need to be 40 stone,minimum.To catch a suspect is simple,just say "drop the gun or I will sit on your face",works every time.