Turkey Sub

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By SheetsERR on Friday, December 18, 1998 - 03:15 pm:

    Now, my good man Mike once told me, "Whole lotta bread." I have since had to excuse his ignorance. You see, Lil' Dinos of Vienna could possibly be the single most fabulous eatery this side of Chantilly.

    Today, I enjoyed a submarine sandwich which was chocked full of turkey and garnished with all the fixins' - made for a man. The mouth party began when that sweet, savory honey mustard hit my taste buds.

    Mmmmmmmmm...... Oh, so good!

    I believe I shat my shorts.

By Hambone on Friday, December 18, 1998 - 04:42 pm:

    there was something wrapped in a piece of wax paper on the seat across from me, like half a sandwich or something. I looked at my new watch. It had stopped at three-sixteen.

    It started to rain when I got to my corner.