There use to be a slider place by my house called Jiffy Burger,the gimick was it was owner operated by an Elvis impersonator,the first time I went there,I was with my evil sister-in-law,her now ex-husband,my nephew Tony, who I just love.Anyway Tony and I have the same twisted humor,and there was a long line,he started doing his Elvis voice(he sounds just like him)he was calling me "Cilla"and we were entertaining ourselves,mostly wondering why those burgers didn,t seem to be so jiffy after all,his mom and step-dad flipped out over our behavior and we left.I waited a good 6 months,before I went back,word must have gotten around that if you were in a hurry skip Jiffy,s,not a soul in there but "Elvis",Heather and I.When he was taking my order,it was all I could do to give my order,then I ran and sat on the patio,I made Heather go get the food when it was up.He went out of business shortly after that.
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