Fingernails make a lousy dinner.


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By
Shigolch on Friday, January 21, 2000 - 08:26 pm:

    Well. They do.


By semillama on Friday, January 21, 2000 - 10:04 pm:

    Try boiling them first.


By Isolde on Saturday, January 22, 2000 - 12:17 am:

    I would actually recommend slicing them really finely.


By Gee on Saturday, January 22, 2000 - 03:10 pm:

    man. at least I don't Eat mine. anymore.


By J on Monday, January 24, 2000 - 10:19 am:

    Stick your hands in a jar of peanut butter,make sure you get that peanut butter under your nails,now chew...that,s better.huh?


By Isolde on Monday, January 24, 2000 - 12:44 pm:

    Try nail polish. Some bright colour to remind you it's there.
    Or you could try removing your nails altogether.


By The Dinner Lady on Monday, January 24, 2000 - 03:08 pm:

    it's better than toenails


By Carrie Ann on Monday, January 24, 2000 - 08:54 pm:

    Especially someone else's.


By Dougie on Monday, January 24, 2000 - 09:26 pm:

    How come toenails or fingernails, when they're intact and well-kempt, can be incredibly sexy, and yet when they're lopped off and left on the floor, or in somebody's food, they're frickin nasty and make you wanna gag? Same with hair.

    Although I am fascinated by my cat's toenails that she's shedded and I find around the house. Incredibly sharp and curved and useful -- I can't imagine what a lion's or tiger's must be like.