Mmmmm. I've seen those toaster streudel commercials where some huge fat bastard company tries to convince me that what I care about is flavour and flakiness. FUCK YOU YOU ASSHOLES! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! IF YOU KNEW ME YOU'D KNOW THAT I, LIKE EVERY OTHER AMERICAN, AM NOT CONSUMING ACTUAL PRODUCTS...I am consuming the childhood I didn't have. Send those toaster streudel straight to the ring of hell reserved for products I can't be nostalgic about not having had!

I don't understand the big deal they make about icing, anyway. poptarts have way more frosting. I wish I had a toaster.

you don't need no stinkin' toaster for cinnamon and brown sugar pop tarts. those are way better when they're not toasted.

Do you know why I want to go to America? To go to a supermarket and buy all the stuff I read about in books that we can't get here. Ring Dings, Poptarts, I would say Oreo's but you can get them now, um Twinkies, Dr Pepper, Doritos, Cheese in can..... I'd spend all my cash on strange products. And have to buy another suitcase to take all the excess home in.

cinnamon pop tarts suck. they're almost as bad as the chocolate ones. dry, nasty shit. blueberry or strawberry are way better, and hot is the way to go. poptarts are really pretty shitty for you though if you at all give a fuck about what you put into your body. you wouldn't think the dry bastards would have much in them but they're loaded with the bad carbohydrates and serious calories. have a coke and a pop tart and you'll have to run about fifteen miles to burn that shit off.

Oh my fucking god. I am WORKING towards the Jabba physique and the early grave. Kee-rist.

moooooooonit- i can send stuff for free from my job---- which snacks do you want? i will send you some.... i like violet crumble and weird brit candy bars.....

it's weird, but pop-tarts never filled me up. I mean, a bowl of cereal and maybe a coupla pieces of toast are good for breakfast, but if I try to substitute pop-tarts, I'll eat the whole box and be hungry again by 11.

okay Mavis! I'll send pens and crunchies and moros, and you just pick a couple. Woohoo weird foreign candy. Oh someone sent me peeps and chicks once. Gross.

eww! Peeps! My dad used to work with a guy who couldn't get enough of them... He always had peeps available. A friend of mine did experiments on them to see if they were in the least bit destructible... She threw one out her window and left it all winter. She found it intact except for the yellow sugar coating.

Peeps are the nasties candy in creation

circus peanuts are a little funky. can you really describe that taste? funny. no one wants to admit liking circus peanuts but you bring a bag of those motherfuckers to a party and i guarantee they disappear.

I have no recolection of eating any "circus peanuts" (biting lower lip while saying this)

What's the prob with circus peanuts? Aren't they the same as baseball peanuts? The only problem I ever found with baseball peanuts was that they weren't salty enough.

Yea, that's it, that's the ticket. I have no idea what Jay was talking about, I was talking about real peanuts in a shell, not pink....ooops. I have no idea what jay was talking about.

when i was a kid, i often used to eat circus peanute until i puked. but i don't eat them anymore.....

Blueberry Pop-tarts are the best. I used to like Circus Peanuts -- only a few of them at any given time -- because you could squish them and mold them into different shapes. I like Smarties a lot now. You know how sometimes on TV and movies and such you see people pop some aspirin and then chew them? I used to comfort myself with the thought that they were really chewing Smarties, because chewed aspirin tastes so damned *nasty* I didn't want to think about it because I empathized with unpleasant sensory experiences too much. I was a sensitive child. (Man, I wish there were a little smiley face I could make here that could convey the self-mocking smirk I've got on my ugly mug right now. That would really come in handy.)

I frowned when I came to the word "ugly". of all the words in Webster's, that's the last one I'd apply to you.

That was beautiful Gee.

Damn, Gee. That was the nicest thing I've heard in a long time.

did someone say peeps?