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By 12 Furbys on Sunday, January 28, 2001 - 02:31 am:

    I'm in love with this vietnamese hot sauce. It comes in a clear plastic bottle with a green cap. There's a picture of a rooster on the front of it. The sauce itself is bright red and is supercalifragalisticexpealidociously hot and garlicky. It's so yummy. Unlike tabasco, which I find vinegary and flavorless. This stuff kicks ass. Speaking of ass, however, the only problem with it is that the next morning I invariably find myself pooping lava. Small price to pay.

    However, because I can't pronounce the name of the sauce, and because of the next day effects on my lower GI, my friends and I have decided that it's Viet Nam's final parting shot for the war. We refer to it as, "Fuck You, Round Eye". We yell at each other in mock oriental accents, "You give us Agent Orange, we make you poop lava!" And then we laugh and laugh....


By Czarina on Sunday, January 28, 2001 - 11:14 am:

    When lava hits water,it cools and solidifys very quickly.Be careful you don't solidify your ass.
    12 Furbys,with no patent ass,seems like it could be a pretty serious situation.


By Hal on Sunday, January 28, 2001 - 03:11 pm:

    That shit kicks ass... Literally.


By Nate on Tuesday, January 30, 2001 - 02:15 pm:

    sriracha is made in southern california.

    when i get stoned i search the kitchen for things to put it on.

    anything will do.

    corners of cardboard.

    ...

    it's not particularly hot though.


By Bill clinton on Wednesday, February 14, 2001 - 01:34 am:

    ole jessie j should have ate something instead of doing something