Okay I lied about the last. Time we talked FOOD again folks. Breakfast: vanilla iced chocolate brownies and ginger peach tea. Lunch: wild rice, char grilled chicken (leftovers), szechwan sauce, and garlic cheese biscuits and lots of butter, diet caffiene free coke. There needs to be more fair maidens in my diet.

So what's lacking in your diet? WHat are you REaaally HUNGRY for????

Fair might be doable but maidens are hard to come by now, unless they are under age.

Heath Blizzard and jalapeno bagel dog.

Throw in a fair maiden, a doable fair, or a doable maiden, and you got a three course unstable combination side dish with that. Where is everybody tonight? out fair -maiden -ing probably? Did you used to live in the fair midwest eri? I read that somewhere.

Yeahm, I used to live in Kansas City. Hated the midwest. Maybe it was just the circumstances there, and the fact that I was too close to family. A lot a bad memories in the midwest and the fun isn't over there yet. Missouri was truly Misery. I was born in Holllywood and grew up in L.A. Maybe I am just not cut out to be a farmer's daughter. I slept through breakfast, skipped lunch, snacked on some cheese sticks from the bowling alley and had El Pollo Loco for dinner. Not very interesting or very healthy. I have been working on building a dollhouse for my daughters tonight. Watching horror movies. Again, not very interesting. Still fun. But my back hurts now.

I had toast with vegemite for brekky. Berry Berry Nice Breaky Cereal for lunch. Dinner was chicken with a chunky tomato sauce thing with extra peppers and spring onions chucked in and potatoes. My flatmate still isn't home so I guess that can be my lunch tomorrow at work. I want chocolate.

dinner was a half dozen pork tamales (very spicy), refried beans, corn tortillas, and beer. (seis tamales de puerco [muy picante], frijoles refritos, tortillas de maiz, y cerveza.) i want antacids. (quiero medicina para problemas de digestión.)

Making bread. Thawing last summer's tomato sauce for tortellini this evening. Eating brownies. Going to work the system so that I get off with little or no consequences (salsa es muy picante). Hey look! the sun is shining and it's above freezing. Ditto on Kansas City. For some reason I like St. Louis.

field roast and cheese sandwich on wheat bread with mayo and mustard. it's food.

what i really want is fish and chips. and a chocolate shake.

BBQ'ed steak, homemade salsa, homemade quacamole, chips, beans. Just sounded good.

i had a "north coast panini," which consists (in its modified state) of focaccia, avocado, and onion. And garlic waffle fries. Yum.

chicken burgeruette frm Trader Joe's, 4 bean salad, then later a "better'n peanut butter" sandwich.

i couldn't possibly admit to you what i had for breakfast. i'm thinking about fixing myself a vegetable plate for dinner. there is nothing "better" than peanut butter.

come on droopy! pleeease!

Vanilla yogurt, homemade gazpacho from the freezer, homemade tomato sauce from the freezer over cheese tortellini, more brownies, sour cream and onion Lays with french onion dip, but what I really wanted was triscuits and brie. Alas alack. Worked in the woods clearing undergrowth all afternoon and ya can't see where I even made a dent. I did make two brush piles for the bunnies (see other thread). Ricky the Racoon startled my evening guests...in the dark and with all the bushiness of winter fur, he looked four feet long and two feet high, and running quite away and fast. Even so, no maidens appeared.

Hmmm...yesterday I had French Toast Crunch (like Cinnamon Toast Crunch, but...not) for breakfast (around 11 am). I had carrot sticks with hummus around 3 pm. I had pasta with diced tomatoes and sausage, and a cucumber salad for dinner around 7 pm. This morning I had no breakfast.

I had coffee and cigarrettes for breakfast. Who knows about lunch or dinner yet.

Oh God, don't taunt me like that Eri. That used to be my favorite breakfast. Now it's just coffee.

Sorry Dougie.

This morning I wandered restless through half-deserted streets, recounting tasteless breakfasts in muttering retreats in one night cheap hotels, and found three muffin, apple butter, strong ca phe... and dully look to strong ca phe in cheesy hillbilly restaurants with oyster shells that scatter the floor in a tedious argument, as if to have, per chance, some insidious intent of yellow foglike smoke to rub its sorabjiback against my window pane. Prufrock's Breakfast of Champions. Cigarettes, strong ca phe, and despair.

Hillbilly restraunts? Do they have a Rocky Mountain Oyster lunch special?

Honey, you know they did not have any of those at the "Right Smancy Country Kitchen"

Of course not. It was a right schmancy restraunt in a hillbilly area. There is a difference. Excuse me while I remember that and laugh. Also, remember that Mom likes to go to hillbilly restraunts in nice areas and order Rocky Mountain Oysters and brag on what a delicacy they are.

picked up a jar of nopalitos at the store today - pickled cactus. they kind of taste like a pickled tomato. i'm not quite sure what to do with them, but i'm thinking of mixing them with corn for a salad.

Just discovered Saranac beer. It's probably just an upstate NY thing, but by all means if you can find it, try it. I like the English Pale Ale, but they've also got Belgian White, Pilsener, etc. www.saranac.com Had Wellfleet oysters over the weekend -- sometimes my friend and I splurge and have them shipped down from a fish market in Orleans. Nothing like Wellfleets.

Ate lemon pepper pork steaks, pasta with brocolli in chicken sauce and wilted lettuce salad (old family recipe). Want more salad. Miss grandma's salad. I noticed no one else commented on the Rocky Mountain Oysters. Does anyone else out there know what they are? I can guarantee they aren't oysters.

in texas we calls 'em calf fries, miss eri.

so, are they sheep balls or bull balls?

bull. a friend of mine once wondered if it would be ok for vegetarians to eat them, since the animal you are eating is still walking around somewhere. talk amongst yourselves.

That's funny droop. I am afraid that even past my vegetarian phase of life, I still won't eat them, because it sounds just plain gross. If I really want to taste some, well, I am a married woman.

lets see...stayed home from work today and i ate... for breakfast..leftover betty crocker cheesy potatoes au grautin... for lunch..a baked potato w/ cheese and partially hydrogenated oil topped off with krispy kreme lemon filled and custard filled do-nuts.. then a turkey hot dog (w/ bun) with some more cheese.. and every so often i would cough up some phlegm and accidently swallow....

Um Sounds Great. And napolitos...yup...I tried sauteing them with garlic once; not bad. I ate em raw once, not exciting; added to stuff probably is better. I have some Mole in the pantry, and no idea what to do with it either. I like the idea of pickled cactus, but they don't taste like cactus at all. And RMO don't taste like oysters either.

i'm really digging the nopalitos - the brand is la costeña and it's from laredo. they're in slivers and pickled with onions, coriander, and serrano peppers, but not hot at all. i've had a few "pears" from a prickly pear cactus, they grow wild here, but for the life of me i can't remember what they taste like, and i've never sauteed or in way cooked a cactus in my life. if i were given those pickled nopalitos in a blind taste test, i would probably guess they were pickled green tomatoes. at the store, in the mexican aisle, there is every form of preserved cactus: relish, diced, slivered, and whole - like a stack of green pancakes in a jar of formaldehyde. eri - if you were given riscky's calf fries in a blind taste test, you wouldn't even think they were meat. they're so light and airy they taste like dumplings.

where the fuck has spiracle been? am i just retarded, or have we been in absence? where's my frickin painting? i've had the saranac, dougie. it's not bad. friend of mine went to cornell and that's what he came back with. yi ki yippe bo bippie.

in reverse order. rye toast with dijon nasoya and ketchup. pasta salad. french fries. ramen. beans. vegan herman sandwich with tabbouleh. orange. a little bit here, a little bit there.... nosh nosh. yo nate.

I didn't eat all day yesterday, so when I got home I was hungray. I had: a slice of left-over pizza a bowl of leftover pasta a bowl of broccoli 2 blood oranges and later...two brownies

PS. My diet is usually better than that, but I was crazed.

today is eggs bennie day at the cafeteria. i have the cook trained to cook the eggs so the yolk is still runny but the whites are solid. i will lose my appetite over a runny white.

Rocky mountain oysters are NOT light and airy! EWWWWW. My mom eats them all of the time. Tries to trick me into trying them. EWWWWW. They are tougher than chicken gizzards and shit like that! EWWWWW I refuse to eat RMO and Vennison. The thought of one grossed me out and the taste of the other grosses me out. For the sake of Dougie, I had a cup of coffee for breakfast.

calf fries are. deep-frying hides many sins. i have venison every sunday - venison sausage made with jalapeños and cheese. i have it with eggs, toast, and maybe fried tomatoes. i love disgusting food. like menudo - spicy tripe soup. tripe is cow stomach and tastes slightly less delicious than congealed phlegm. i've only just now put the coffee on. later on i'm going to have a tuna sandwich with cacti.

Thanks Eri. Speaking of venison, I just got the Simpsons Road Rage Xbox game, and as you're driving along trying to destroy everything in sight, there's a billboard you pass that says, "Eat Deer". Cracked me up.

Dave, right on with your egg specifications.

Dougie! Have you seen the commercial for that game? (I assume you have.) Do the characters really make random comments throughout the game? Moe's muttered "I hope that was a cat" kills me.

so easily killed, spider. menudo forgives you for tequila sins. and vice versa.

Yeah, they make comments all throughout the game. Sometimes they don't totally jibe, because after you drop someone off, say Otto, he'll still be thanking you for the ride even though Homer's gotten in the car and been riding for 10 seconds, or the drive will ask the passenger where he wants to go after the passenger has told him where to go. My favorites are when you pick up Ralph Wiggum and he says, "Let's go to the fox factory. Yay foxes!" or when Chief Wiggum is the driver and he hits somebody and he says, "Oh well, he was probably a criminal anyway" or Groundskeeper Willy saying, "Sorry about the stink. I was cleanin' out the puke buckets."

God, I love fried chicken livers.

cut in half, a water chestnut sliver inserted in the center, wrapped with bacon, put back together with a toothpick, and broiled. Is how I like them.

thus far...a fistful of sourdough with a sliver of butter and coffee.

mmm fried chicken livers

a cup of trader joe minestrone and a slice of sourdough

chicken nuggets and french fries.

punkhouse gourmet: rye toast spread with dijon nayonaise and lemon pepper. "oriental style" top ramen with rosemary, dill, basil and marjoram on top. hot sauce and ketchup for garnish. yum yum. listening to kraftwerk. me and cassandra and selma are starting a girl gang called the trisexuals.

tengo hambre para la pez.

if you enter that in babel fish it comes back "i am hungry for the fish." weird.

i know - "el pez" means fish in spanish. but only living ones. a dead one for eating is el pescado.

oh pez im so proud of you.

nate: memory of an elephant..i've forgotten what the original 'deal' was.. usually bbs have such high turnover..what warp hole did sorabji land in that all the same people are still around..amazing

we kinda don't have a choi......

codependency

masochism

fruit.

I stick around for the free blowjobs and cheese sandwiches.

There's cheese sandwichs?

Sadly, no. I just made that part up.

There are plenty of fruits, though! :)

getting ready to make burritos and then selma and i (cassandra's comin over later) are going to jam in the basement. electronics bikes and bamboo, oh yeah. plenty of cheeze, do you want fruits or nuts?

I just had a burrito with a cute asian boy. lots of extra guacamole. yum.

I happen to be related to both fruits and nuts! And we are all really cheezy! We went swimming and then got Jack in the Box for dinner!

i've got the wok heating right now. i think i'm going to stir fry some onions and brocolli, then throw in some rice, then some egg, and top it with sriracha HOT sauce. and drink coffee.

coffee again!

Coffee and a shrinkwrapped buttered roll from the Dairy Barn (my local drive-thru convenience store). Coffee's great, the roll was ok.

coffee. type now, food later. anyone have any original thought on the role of libraries in our society? ANYONE? PLEASE?

to provide a meeting place for NAMBLA.

to give old ladies, spinsters, and single gay men over 60 something to do?

This isn't original, but maybe it will help you think: Well, with all of the electronic resources available to libraries (like, *ahem*, my employer), lots more people have lots more access to almost any kind of information they could want. Most library school programs are called "Library and Information Science" precisely because of the move from hard-copy sources/books to electronic sources. For example, our history service just acquired a whole bunch of primary sources written by a particular president (I would be more explicit but I'm afraid of competitor spies). Before, someone interested in his speeches/manuscripts would have to travel to that president's personal library, or search the National Archives, or comb through microfilm after locating a library that had such a thing. Now, if you're in a library that subscribes to the history service, you've got all the sources right there. Easy access to obscure material.

the north american man/boy love association? "there ought to have been a law against loving little boys, because their future is uncertain; they may turn out good or bad, either in body or soul, and much noble enthusiasm may be thrown away upon them; in this matter the good are a law to themselves, and the coarser sort of lovers ought to be restrained by force." - Plato, "Symposium". a book in the library.

What's Plato got against little boys? That shit's true of all love. Silly Plato.

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actually it was eryximachos. the argument was: there are two kinds of love - common love and heavenly love. common love is sexual attraction by an inferior man and is a waste. he chooses women or little boys because they are stupid and he only "cares to get something done, and care not whether well or not." heavenly love is something a man can only feel toward another man who is wise and experienced and has lubricant. don't ask me. i just got a kick out the image of a bunch of guys in togas lazing around on couches discussing whether it's better to schtup boys or men.

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AWESOME!!!! did the compu-BOT 3001 generate that report for you as well??

you guys suck. except for spider. anyone interested in proofing can email me.

DIE FAST AND QUIET WHEN THEY INTERROGATE YOU OR LIVE SO LONG THAT THEY ARE ASHAMED TO HURT YOU ANYMORE. YOU ARE SO COMPLEX THAT YOU DON'T ALWAYS RESPOND TO DANGER. THE BEGINNING OF THE WAR WILL BE SECRET. YOU ARE CAUGHT THINKING ABOUT KILLING ANYONE YOU WANT. IN A DREAM YOU SAW A WAY TO SURVIVE AND YOU WERE FULL OF JOY. IT IS IN YOUR SELF-INTEREST TO FIND A WAY TO BE VERY TENDER. BODIES LIE IN THE BRIGHT GRASS AND SOME ARE MURDERED AND SOME ARE PICNICKING.

i read a quote by george orwell last week that went something like: SOME IDEAS ARE SO OUTRAGEOUS ONLY AN INTELLECTUAL COULD BELIEVE THEM.

SHE NEVER TALKS TO ME LIKE THAT.

YOU CAN'T PICK UP YOUR ASHES ONCE THEY'VE FALLEN.

GO THE DISTANCE AND THE EARTH WILL LEAVE YOU.

INTERMITTENT POLITICAL AQUIESCENCE IS NECESSARY TO BETTER UNDERSTAND YOUR ADVERSARIES.

WHAT THE FUCK?

WHO THE HEYNOW?

HEY THERE HO THERE HI THERE

CURIOSITY IS THE LEADING CAUSE OF MORAL DECAY.

INQUITIVENESS IS THE BLEEDING CLAWS OF AUTO-DA-FE.

WASHES THAT REVERSE AND "HEAL" EARLY DECAY ARE UNDER DEVELOPMENT.

nobody emailed me. i piss on your little compubot thing. i'm incoherent.

i don't feel im qualified to proof anything of such seriousness.

You aren't qualified to proof much of anything

Trade your lil verbose compubot for a quiet, omniscient, smiling, fair maiden anyday.

awwwwww bubbles. would this demonstration of class on your part be considered "heat" ? if so, im warmed

heat, no not heat, just a statement of fact. I never claimed to have any class. If you're warmed take a cold shower.

a cold shower.... of blood! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! i'm hungry make me a political sandwich of a monkey's uncke on rye.

i finished my application, in case anyone was wondering. it turned out pretty good, if i do say so myself. our post office got remodeled, and now it looks like kinko's. it's bizarre.

Yay, Agatha! So, did U of W ever get back to you regarding the GREs? (Or did I miss that post?)