Constipated can not eat =(

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By Ammo runner on Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 06:46 am:

    Feel like i ate a buffet for 2 days straight, but body just want push that mofo out.

By semillama on Wednesday, March 20, 2002 - 02:45 pm:

    you need to get behind enema lines.

By J on Thursday, March 21, 2002 - 01:13 am:

    A Mayo enema.

By Nate on Thursday, March 21, 2002 - 01:59 am:

    mayonaise?

    you could try stuffing your garden hose up your ass.

    be sure to relax, though. you tighten up on that motherfucker and you're going to blow your spleen out your mouth.

By Henny on Friday, September 13, 2002 - 05:06 pm:

    let't Paaaaaarty!

    hose me down, please.