what the fuck? why haven't you had no bacon? it is so easy, go to the store and buy some and fry it. bacon==easy. and good for you! i lost thirty pounds eating mostly bacon! bacony! it is soo good! well, it was. until i ate it every day and went through six pounds of bacon a week and then it wasn't good. and two pounds of bacon rotted in my fridge and i just put them in the trash can and tomorrow when they have warmed up with the noon day sun i will think to myself "man, take out the fucking trash already." and instead i will go out and hike to my rock and smoke a joint and fall asleep in the sunshine like every other day this week.