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Fight me! |
the Coconut-Eating Spider Monkey Battle Rating : 7.9 vs. spider the Crumpet-Eating Kung-Fu Monkey Battle Rating : 7.6 |
kazoo wins! |
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Spunky the Caviar-Eating Skeleton Monkey Battle Rating : 4.1 vs. Patrick the Toast-Eating Paladin Monkey Battle Rating : 7.0 Patrick wins! |
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I'm not going to get any work done today... |
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are you still gallowsfodder? |
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5 of cups would be bad, if it's what i am thinking. on the oblongs, there is a character who might be called the ace of cups. |
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the Chip-Eating Spider Monkey Battle Rating : 4.2 vs patrick the Toast-Eating Paladin Monkey Battle Rating : 7.0 patrick wins! |
5 of cups is my fav card. that and 2 of swords. (the images on them. I'm not that found of loss and conformity.) i'm making my own deck. i have 6 cards done. I decided just to aim for the major arcanna first. This may take the rest of my life. |
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This was my favorite card, though I bet you could have guessed that. My fascination with blindfolded figures in art continues to this day. |
I was very much into researching paganism and Wicca, etc. at that time, and I remember planning to "officially" become pagan when I went away to college. Instead, though I went to a school with a large pagan population, I became a much more serious Catholic! Funny how that worked out. It's funny, too, that though I completely accept the Catholic theology and moral framework, and I have no desire to leave the church, I sometimes miss the days when I seriously believed in magic. |
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Spider would make a really good cleric, good call Antigone. She'd also make a great paladin. I was in an AD&D game once where one guy was playign a lawful good paladin, and he kept getting us into barfights because he was always defending the honor of barmaids. That was a hoot. |
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i see no one wants to talk abotu Grenadian twin pop stars either. |
so, im not one to talk. i've chatting up the mundane for a while. ive never been more distracted. they realize this, thankfully and let me slide. |
What do you do all day? I mean, literally -- do you work on spreadsheets or make tons of phone calls to suppliers or....what? What does your job entail? |
That's the kind of dork I was...am...you know |
there's very little growth these days in my industry so we are kinda riding out a storm. they know this, so these days the expectations are bit low. |
I wonder why. Maybe we can help out: baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby come on! everyone...give a shout for the wee bairn! MILKDUD!!! COME OUT AND PLAY MILKDUD!!! DADDY'S WAITING FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaby |
"look at me baby, im hysterical." |
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And then 20 years later, looking at the 6' hairy monster your son has become and thinking, "he used to be that tiny creature that lived in my abdomen"...freaky! |
That mussbe how misses chewbacca felt |
I just look at the girls and I can't believe how much time has flown by and how quickly it has. Micki is almost 4 now. Hayley is almost 9. Shit, I am almost 29. The last 10 years have been a blur they have passed me by so quickly with all of the things I have had to do to try and be a good parent. I am just glad that I am done with potty training completely!!!!!!! Forever!!!!!!! |
I'll be 25 in June, and oh brother, is that a shock. I usually feel 20 or so. Except when I'm righteously pissed off. Then I feel like some primeval force of nature freshly awakened from a 2-million-year slumber. Those are good times. |
Sometimes, when I can get a break from the everyday routine, I feel young. When I have a girls night out (that is comfortable) then I feel young and 21 and sexy and alive, but that hasn't happened since I have been in Texas. Shit, Hayley just got in from school and she asked if she could split a package of starburst with her sister and the next thing that happened was Hayley saying "Mom, I think I chipped a tooth" and she handed me one of her molars! Fuck, I didn't lose those teeth until I was like 12!!!! This shit makes me feel OLD!!! She just walked in and asked me to check if it stopped bleeding and the adult molar is halfway through already. DAMN. Sometimes I feel like I am one step away from being a poster child of a suburban house wife. Hi, my name is Eri. I am a "homemaker". I drive a minivan. I joined the PTA. I buy my children preppy, brand name clothes from the Gap. I wear jeans and t-shirts with a vest and always have a perfect hair do. My house is immaculately clean. Fuck I hate that image. I hate it when I look around and that is what I see. June Cleaver in the year 2003. I hate it. I love it when I feel hot and young and pretty and maybe even wild. Where I dance around like an idiot (it doesn't matter where I am so long as the music is good) and don't have ten tons of parental worries, if only for a short time. Where I can be just like any other person in their 20's and just enjoy myself. Damn do I need a night out. Shit. It has been over a year since I have actually gone out and just had fun. Maybe this is part of why I feel so damned old lately. |
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Librarians are better, even if they don't fight well. |
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