Phil Austin - November 15 2003 - 10:35:34 pm DEVELOPMENTAL VALLEY SCHOOL DISTRICT LUNCH MENUS FOR THIS WEEK By Phil Austin Copyright 2003 by Phil Austin Plain Elementary School Mon: Paper Stack; Boneless Burrito; Paste; Kitten on a Stick; Milkaroni Tue: White Bread on Toast; Glass of Sugar; See-Through Lettuce; Liquid Milk Wed: Sponge; Sugar Sandwich; Butter Plate; Cloth Pudding; Milk Thu: Simple Pie; Banana Splat; Sugar Mound; Blanched Cookie; Milk Fri: Diaper Surprise; Clear Peaches; Steamed Cereal Boxes; Sugar; Milk Mystery Island School for Girls Mon: Soft Eggs on a Mirror; Hard-boiled Hollow Birds; Handful of Tacos; Milk Tue: Rack of Clever Hans; Whisked Apple Fly; Coronation Ham; Nylon Bunnies; Big Carton. Wed: Mystery Potato; Curd; Slippery Tart; Milk Pie; Leg Salad Sandwich; Clear Liquid Thurs: Oysters Frightened by Chickens; Liver Mounds; Nest of Interesting Spiders; Mai Tai; Pack of Camels Fri: Breast of Clam ala “Eddie”; Wieners in a Basket Under a Blanket; Teacher’s Surprise; Milk Earnest Boys Academy Mon; Beef Throats; Smoked Leg; Hind Quarters; Gros Livers; Old-Fashioned Milk; Cigars Tue: Flat Motor Pies; Fisherman’s Regret; Loin of Fat; Stunned Ducks in Alcohol Sauce; Milk Wed; Tart Bottoms; Slick Fritters; Breasts of Toast; Sweetbreads in Hand; Cuckoo Punch; Cigars; Milk Thurs: Roast Puffins; Revenge Pudding; Pancakes in Water; Baked Salad; Ring of Fire; Milk Fri; Ducklings ala Moron; Smothered Rodents; Closet Pie; Turbo Skeletons; Champagne; Brandies; Cigars; Milk Willy Loman Public High School Mon: Horse Butter Sandwiches; Hot Jello Salad; French Kisses; Curb Cake; Milk Tue: Toads in Blanket in a Hole; Complicated Salad; Ice Bread; Lomax Pie; Milk Cocktail Wed: Hat with Cheese; Insurance Salad; V6 Bread; Field Surprise; Milk Thurs: Battered Vegetables; Wax Wrappers; Wallet and Raisin Salad; Adult Milkshake Fri: Fried Chuck; Paper Salad; Responsibility Pie; White Dessert; Retirement Milk Alternate Current Magnet School Mon: Eco-Veggie Bar; Rainbow Krazy Krunch; Twig Sticks; Turkey Straws; Cow Milk Tue: Helpless Nuggets with Sour Sauce; Gator Tots; Trial Mix; White Milk Wed: False Rabbit Wedges; Farm Dip; Sloppy Joans; French Acid; Goat Milk Thurs: Meatless Hot Creatures; Sweetened Cherries; Meltdown on a bun; Squares; Mother’s Milk Fri: Refried Fries; Early Dismissal Cup; Hemp Wheels; Party on a Bun; Dip; Sheep Milk |