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    DEVELOPMENTAL VALLEY SCHOOL MENUS by Phil Austin
    Phil Austin - November 15 2003 - 10:35:34 pm



    DEVELOPMENTAL VALLEY SCHOOL DISTRICT
    LUNCH MENUS FOR THIS WEEK
    By Phil Austin
    Copyright 2003 by Phil Austin


    Plain Elementary School
    Mon: Paper Stack; Boneless Burrito; Paste; Kitten on a Stick; Milkaroni
    Tue: White Bread on Toast; Glass of Sugar; See-Through Lettuce; Liquid Milk
    Wed: Sponge; Sugar Sandwich; Butter Plate; Cloth Pudding; Milk
    Thu: Simple Pie; Banana Splat; Sugar Mound; Blanched Cookie; Milk
    Fri: Diaper Surprise; Clear Peaches; Steamed Cereal Boxes; Sugar; Milk

    Mystery Island School for Girls
    Mon: Soft Eggs on a Mirror; Hard-boiled Hollow Birds; Handful of Tacos; Milk
    Tue: Rack of Clever Hans; Whisked Apple Fly; Coronation Ham; Nylon Bunnies; Big Carton.
    Wed: Mystery Potato; Curd; Slippery Tart; Milk Pie; Leg Salad Sandwich; Clear Liquid
    Thurs: Oysters Frightened by Chickens; Liver Mounds; Nest of Interesting Spiders; Mai Tai; Pack of Camels
    Fri: Breast of Clam ala “Eddie”; Wieners in a Basket Under a Blanket; Teacher’s Surprise; Milk

    Earnest Boys Academy
    Mon; Beef Throats; Smoked Leg; Hind Quarters; Gros Livers; Old-Fashioned Milk; Cigars
    Tue: Flat Motor Pies; Fisherman’s Regret; Loin of Fat; Stunned Ducks in Alcohol Sauce; Milk
    Wed; Tart Bottoms; Slick Fritters; Breasts of Toast; Sweetbreads in Hand; Cuckoo Punch; Cigars; Milk
    Thurs: Roast Puffins; Revenge Pudding; Pancakes in Water; Baked Salad; Ring of Fire; Milk
    Fri; Ducklings ala Moron; Smothered Rodents; Closet Pie; Turbo Skeletons; Champagne; Brandies; Cigars; Milk

    Willy Loman Public High School
    Mon: Horse Butter Sandwiches; Hot Jello Salad; French Kisses; Curb Cake; Milk
    Tue: Toads in Blanket in a Hole; Complicated Salad; Ice Bread; Lomax Pie; Milk Cocktail
    Wed: Hat with Cheese; Insurance Salad; V6 Bread; Field Surprise; Milk
    Thurs: Battered Vegetables; Wax Wrappers; Wallet and Raisin Salad; Adult Milkshake
    Fri: Fried Chuck; Paper Salad; Responsibility Pie; White Dessert; Retirement Milk

    Alternate Current Magnet School

    Mon: Eco-Veggie Bar; Rainbow Krazy Krunch; Twig Sticks; Turkey Straws; Cow Milk
    Tue: Helpless Nuggets with Sour Sauce; Gator Tots; Trial Mix; White Milk
    Wed: False Rabbit Wedges; Farm Dip; Sloppy Joans; French Acid; Goat Milk
    Thurs: Meatless Hot Creatures; Sweetened Cherries; Meltdown on a bun; Squares; Mother’s Milk
    Fri: Refried Fries; Early Dismissal Cup; Hemp Wheels; Party on a Bun; Dip; Sheep Milk


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