i'm eating soy


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By Tucker on Sunday, March 15, 1998 - 01:48 am:
    everyone is required to like soy at my school. our soy burgerswon the award for being most unlink a burger of the whole state. we have soy tacos. whats worst is its not even real soy.......IT'S FAKE SOY! how bad can one thing be? then you can put soy cheese on the tacos and burger with soy sauce (salsa or tacos sause cause too much heartburn apparently). the soy milk washes everything down good. yum. the hair nets the lunch ladies wear are part soy to save money(food scraps). the walls don't have wall paper, but.....you guessed it......SOY SUBSTITUTE! like the wall if youre hungry and lose that appetite quick. the paint chips we used to have tasted better. soy desks, lights, teachers................FAKE soy. bad soy.

By Igottaname on Friday, June 12, 1998 - 01:24 am:
    that soy may be the stuff that saves your life ie. cancer of the colon - breast cancer etc so don't be so quick to put down soy, boy

By Kelsey on Friday, June 12, 1998 - 05:53 pm:
    if it's fake soy, then what is it actually made out of? meat byproducts?


By GoddessSas. on Wednesday, February 3, 1999 - 06:31 pm:

    soy is really the shit. they have these freaking chick patties that taste just like one of Pilgrim's victims, and it's soy!


By Grant Hutchins on Saturday, March 11, 2000 - 12:56 am:


By Inbox on Saturday, March 11, 2000 - 11:14 am:

    i read and heard somewhere that fake soy contains a little bit of the real soy stuff but a large part is (hold your breath now) plaster of paris!

    anyone care to figure out if this is true or not?


By V on Thursday, July 7, 2005 - 11:54 am:

    ...well if parts of you go stiff,its true.


By Antigone on Friday, July 8, 2005 - 04:00 am:

    I just ate a pound of edamame.

    Gonna be shittin' pretty tomorrow!


By V on Thursday, July 14, 2005 - 11:53 am:

    ...so did parts of you go stiff?