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i'm happy as a ham sniffing dirt feeling the sun i'm happy having fun i'm happy with bong-hella i'm drinking salmonella i gave a way my prescription drugs i don't want any more swat! swat! swat! swat! get offfa me! |
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i sat with three guys last night at their house (the token female roommate is vacationing on the mainland) and we watched a movie about family values last night called Fresh Blood. anyone ever see it? when i went to the bathroom after the movie both the toilet seat *and* lid were down. this was not only noteworthy, but startling. |
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i went over to their house late saturday night and we played cards. hearts and euchre. the toilet lid was up, but the seat was down. more importantly, however, there were candles lit. in the bathroom. in a house full of late-20-something guys. hmm. |
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Sounds...interesting, to say the least. I know I'd do something like that. I love candles and torches. |
In this age of equality it seems that everyone should have their own responsiblity to put the damn seat where they want it..without pissing of half the planet., |
i cannot stand it when the lid isn't down. lid up, seat down. fuck! goddamn oppressive chicks! |
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things that could be going on that I would consider worse than water on the ass. |
On a related note,I had another bad experience with a toilet at work.The hospital has these metal arms that you can bring down,and when you flush, an incredible amount of water,under pressure,is released.This is so you can clean out any receptacles,containg body fluids,or secretions,without getting your hands in it.[and yes,we do wear gloves,but somethings are just so nasty,that you don't want to touch it,even with gloves on] Well,as many years as I've been working in hospitals,I had no idea you could rotate the shower head thing,[on the the toilet],and aim it at the ceiling,and just wait for your prey to come along.I was drenched,my hair,my make-up,my uniform. I had to applaud my co-workers ingenuity,in coming up with that plan,because,in all honesty,I more than had it coming.I have played pranks on everybody at my hospital,from the housekeepers up to the administrator.So all I could do was laugh. [and change into dry scrubs] You'd think I would have wised up by now,and be wary of what danger may be lurking,in the seemingly innocent guise of a toilet. |
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keeps the cats from drowning, too. |
stop the dog from drinking..ok..makes sense. You dont wash your toilet seat and the bottom has nasty things all over it you dont want anyone to see..again..makes sense. But just cause some woman wants it her way..sorry. It dont make sense. Ive heard the excuse that women say they fall in. Well..duh! Maybe you should look at the seat anyway to make sure one of us dumb guys didnt piss all over it. Again..I am for equality for all people for all things. Also a side note..where does this holding the door open for women come from? Is it so guys can just look at a the womens ass as she walks through? |
im with nate....my cats like to drink out of the toilet.....god forbid they fall in |
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fucking non-americans. |
In Europe, they have "normal" toilets. Except in England there's a little ledge for some really odd reason. Nepalese public bathrooms are the most disgusting in the entire World, I'm an expert on toilets around the globe. You'd be surprised how handy this amazing knowledge is. |
In china though, she said things are QUITE different. You are responsible for your own toilet paper....and she says you might as well leave your shame at customs. |
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instead i got these "eco-friendly" toilets that take 3 flushes to get ANYTHING down....even cat poo. hardly eco-friendly. |
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blah... i have a headacheeeee.... and i feel like singing and i'm hungry too.. so there! :P |
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Cat, go post on dumbass. Now. You too, Sarah and Droopy. I kicka you asses! |
I guess Ill ned too trie beter. |
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starlight, starbright first star i see tonight i wish i may, i wish i might have the wish i wish tonight |
Nahh, I know how you feel sometimes Cat. Although we must press on in these difficult times. |
So its only natural you get weird and irritated by pisspoor grammar. (was that ok?) |
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& i still write like shit. go figure. |
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dumbass. we need more asssex, less gramma! |
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Maybe I'm really bitching about the quality of what people are saying. I don't know. Maybe I'm just a bitch. I just hate it when sorabji.com turns into a dumb fest and I don't get my daily does of witty, brilliant little lines or juicy heartfelt arguments. |
damn damn damn. |
Crimson is actually a grammarian from hell. I've seen her at work. Don't let her self-deprecation or her lapses into colloquialism fool you..... Hal, I'm not even going to spend a precious minute ripping into your "lowered expectations" post for its lack of grammatical merit..... Nate----you're right concerning assex. (ass sex? asssex?) It's time we listed our furshlugginer priorities, here!!!!!! |
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Sorry I'm so lame. I truly feel bad, but it can't be helped at this point. |