Marriage

sorabji.com: Do you have any regrets?: Marriage
By Stuck-In-Hell on Wednesday, December 23, 1998 - 12:21 am:

    We were young when we met, married him, had children.

By Dave on Wednesday, December 23, 1998 - 06:36 pm:

    Dumbass.

By Dave on Wednesday, December 23, 1998 - 06:42 pm:

    Aw, jeez. That's one of those words that looks a lot meaner when written.

    Numbskull.

    That's better.

    If it helps, you're not alone. What's with all these knee-jerk marriages? Totally unnecessary.

By Sheila on Wednesday, December 23, 1998 - 07:30 pm:

    this is The Dumbass, and I did not write that

By Dave on Wednesday, December 23, 1998 - 08:42 pm:

    Prove it.

By Sheila on Wednesday, December 23, 1998 - 08:51 pm:

    as everyone knows, i have never been young, never had children.

    only the True Dumbass can so state.

    not that we have to prove anything to you.

By Dave on Thursday, December 24, 1998 - 01:05 am:

    We? The Royal Dumbass?

    You still haven't proven anything but then again, I don't really care except to point out that you haven't proven anything. It doesn't matter anyway.

By Dumbass on Thursday, December 24, 1998 - 01:39 pm:

    we are not amused

By Dave on Thursday, December 24, 1998 - 01:42 pm:

    not even a little?

By Dumbass on Thursday, December 24, 1998 - 01:44 pm:

    well, maybe a little, but it won't interfere with our reigning

By Pet on Friday, December 25, 1998 - 01:56 am:

    are you reigning on our parade again?