SLEEPING W/ MY BROTHERS BEST FRIEND

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By VICTORIAS SECRET on Thursday, March 26, 1998 - 03:47 pm:
    NOT ONLY IS HE MY BROTHERS BEST FRIEND, BUT HE IS ALSO MARRIED W/ KIDS!! HE IS THE HEAD OF A DEPARTMENT AT A VERY WELL KNOWN UNIVERSITY!! I REGRET THAT I DIDN'T END IT AFTER THE FIRST TIME!! IT HAS CONTINUED ON FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS NOW, BUT I HAVE NOT SEEN HIM IN OVER A YEAR. WE STILL TALK ALL THE TIME AND I GUESS YOU CAN SAY "HE'S A VERY HARD HABIT TO BREAK"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
By Christopher on Thursday, March 26, 1998 - 04:20 pm:
    So is typing in all caps. Nasty habit. Annoying too.
By Pete on Thursday, March 26, 1998 - 07:02 pm:
    LOL @ Christopher.

    That's it.

    There is nothing else.

    Sorry to have wasted your time.

    Goodbye.
By AL CAPP on Thursday, March 26, 1998 - 07:18 pm:
    BUMMER! WE DON'T CARE ABOUT IT!

    HELP! HOW DO YOU DISABLE THE CAPS LOCK???
By Pete on Saturday, March 28, 1998 - 10:50 pm:
    1. Locate the key marked "Caps Lock"

    2. Carefully remove it from the keyboard

    3. Place the "Caps Lock" key on a clean, dry surface

    4. Smash the "Caps Lock" key with a hammer or other similarly weighty object

    5. Dispose of the "Caps Lock" key in a trash can

    6. Never sin again by typing in all caps
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Saturday, March 28, 1998 - 11:11 pm:
    LOL@Pete!!!!!!
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Thursday, May 28, 1998 - 10:17 am:
    Shuddering at the mere thought of shagging any of my brother's friends...
By Blindswine on Thursday, May 28, 1998 - 11:41 am:
    jerryspringer.com?
By Pete on Saturday, May 30, 1998 - 02:14 am:
    R.C.--do you ever experience moments of, uh...how should I put this? Do you have trouble concentrating on things because of your surgery (was it last year?) Like in my case, I feel that I've become somewhat dyslexic....

    Only reason I ask is because I saw this post and it took me a few minutes to realize that March 28th and May 28th are NOT the same day....
By Tanya on Friday, March 12, 1999 - 01:21 pm:

    Well, first of all you can't be that great of a friend if you can do that to your best friend. I would not be your friend anymore and in the process I would kick your fucking ass.

By Nate on Friday, March 12, 1999 - 02:13 pm:

    fuck you, you ass.

By Dave on Saturday, March 13, 1999 - 12:15 am:

    I'm hot for Tanya.

By Agatha on Saturday, March 13, 1999 - 02:13 am:

    dave, i'm going to kick your fucking ass.

By Dave on Saturday, March 13, 1999 - 11:21 am:

    I'm hot for Agatha.

By R.C. on Monday, March 15, 1999 - 12:31 am:

    LOL!

    Izzat like being hot for teacher? Oh, waitaminute -- that was Victoria's problem...

    And Pete -- Re: yr question to me from 5/30/98 (I know --shoot me for being so late/but I totally missed this board). I had some problems the 1st 8-10 mos. after my brain surgery. Mainly w/transposing letters & numbers. And completly forgetting what certain words meant/or how to spell them. And not remembering what keys were for. (I thought you were supposed to carry them for the nice jingly noise they made.) But after all the cognitive & rehab therapy (which I despised/but I realize now how necessary it was))/I have to say that I feel I came back 100%. Excluding the usual brain farts & typos that come from being online late at nite. God definitely had my back Big-Time. Not everyone is so lucky.




    [We now return you to yr regularly scheduled randomness.]

By Natalie on Thursday, March 18, 1999 - 03:07 pm:

    all them is a bunch of stupid bitches & whores.
    and need to grow the fuck up.

By Honey on Friday, March 19, 1999 - 12:29 am:

    Boo I See You!

By Agatha on Friday, March 19, 1999 - 12:55 pm:

    (?)

By Poopsie on Friday, March 19, 1999 - 03:32 pm:

    I think you guys are all a bunch of people with too much time on your hands. But who am I to say? I am writing this message!

By Fernando montoya on Monday, March 22, 1999 - 06:01 pm:

    People have told me I suck TooMuch DICK


By Gee on Monday, March 22, 1999 - 07:23 pm:

    People just tell me I suck. [sniffle]

By Boo on Tuesday, March 23, 1999 - 12:33 am:

    dammittt! CUT IT OUT, Honey! Stop following me! In the name of Legba, can I get some space?! Damn!

By Rikster on Thursday, April 29, 1999 - 11:25 pm:

    when does the show ever begin??????

By Truelies on Friday, April 30, 1999 - 01:37 am:

    Someone throw them a life line, because they've all drifted away.FLOAT TO THE TOP AND GET A LIFE !!!

By Jack on Saturday, May 14, 2005 - 08:12 pm:

By V on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 03:48 pm:

By V on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 04:23 pm:

By V on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 04:26 pm:

    jack,sorry,had to do it one more time,the old habits die hard.

By v on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 04:42 pm:

    would you shut up with that fucking link.
    everyone on the internet has seen it, it's old news as of last christmas.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Numanuma

    find some newer joke to beat into the ground. Or better yet, don't.

By jack on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 07:18 pm:

    ha ha. one hamsterdance, coming up.


By agatha on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 08:08 pm:

By jack on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 09:24 pm:

By wisper on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 09:26 pm:

By wisper on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 09:27 pm:

    oh fuck you Jack!!!!

By wisper on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 09:29 pm:

By agatha on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 09:41 pm:

    HA! Me laugh.

By jack on Monday, July 25, 2005 - 09:45 pm:

    ha! squared!

By V on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 - 03:44 pm:

    jack,I dont even post in this place,YOU tell ME who is posting.

By agatha on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 - 08:48 pm:

By The V report. on Tuesday, July 26, 2005 - 11:37 pm:

    but if V is an annoying asshole, and fake V is an annoying asshole, how are we to know the difference?

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