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You look like a nice woman,how did you end up here?

in a truck of course!

how can you be a truck AND drive a truck?

it's the zen of things my good buddy. 10-4 My greatest driving memory is hauling christmas trees across the land.

so RS, could this be considered an anthem of yours? http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/eras/B00000JYAB001001/102-3944035-9120827

All I know is that my friend made me a jam tape, and after the Kinky Friedman and The Texas Jewboys tune, there's some guy saying "Hello . . .I'm a truck." and you can actually hear the period.

This Okie could fall in love with an Arkie trucker! Can't believe I'd ever say anything like that!

good god make the insanity stop!!! (i am not a truck, i am more of a glider.) (or a rocket car, rocket cars are cool!)

I am a jet boat and a tea cozy all at once.

ima fuzzy chinchilla

I,m a dog,a working dog,I,m a hard working dog.

Thats what I feel like sometimes there J. It's not easy being a mother and a truck. 10-4

My`father in law was a teamster,my uncle owned a truck stop.I use to clean Air Products twice a week,the bathrooms were a bitch.I take it you drive cross country,I know how hard it is to be a mother:)

My friend has a chinchilla and it is indeed one of the softest things. I will not kill you for your coat though Patrick.

thanks, but now I am a fluffy squirrel. man the squirrels in Big Bear were that fatest vermin of that breed i have ever seen. I guess they were fat for the coming winter.

when I was 12 I went to the park and a squirrel ate out of my hand. I called him Maddie (short for Mad Squirrel).

I'm a steaming bowl of Ramen.

I'm a dust bunny and a trap-door spider. But I'm an aphodius tortoise scarab beetle on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Write that down.

I am the number 2, and then the number 2.

...and then the number deux.

My golly you folks are awfully strange! But then again I am a truck, (in desperate need of washing). It's gonna be a long haul this morning. Over to Little Rock to pick up a load of timber and then on to Memphis. Hello, I'm a TRUCK!!

Tell Elvis I said Hello.

Sorry,Elvis will be busy decomposing.

I hate broccolli....but in some ways, i am broccolli.

http://www.newtimesla.com/issues/1999-12-16/feature.html this is good reading on the scientlogists and their fucked up ways...

I knew a girl who did broccolli impersonations once.

I,ve heard Dana Carvey sing about broccoli,just like Neil Young

Is Antigone trying to tell us about being the complete shits? Or am I just reading to much into that?

2 much.

asparagus, asparagus, you put us on your TABLE. asparagus, asparagus, we'll make you feel more ABLE.

Gee,you are my physic sister,you funny little pup.

you're so sweet you're so fine I want you all and everything just to be mine 'cause you're my baby 'cause you're my love girl I'm just a jeepster for your love you slide so good with bones so fair you've got the universe reclining in your hair just like a car you're pleasing to behold I'll call you jaguar if I may be so bold the wild winds blow upon your frozen cheeks the way you flip your hip it always makes me weak your motivation is so sweet your vibrations are burning up my feet girl I'm just a jeepster for your love girl I'm just a vampire for your love I'm gonna suck you

Isn,t that a T-Rex song?

Thanks for the Scientology link, Patrick. I've been looking for some of the online dirt on them. I still can't believe so many rich people cd get sucked into such an obvious scam -- & still remain rich!

yeah, it's t. rex. the first time I heard it, I think I said, "is he saying 'girl, I'm just a jeepster for your love???'"

I misplaced a single quote. I was going to buy this cd, "electric warrior," last night, but I ended up just borrowing it from a friend instead.

i have been on a marc bolan/t rex kick lately. last night i was processing some film and working with angry sam on his site, which by the way, is updated folks, http://members.tripod.com/accustat/samspage.html and i pulled out all my records and cd's. God damn he is sexy and brilliant, the tragedy of his life makes him that much more intriguing, but god damn if he can't write a lyric!!!!! If you can find it, you should check out John's Childeren, it's a weird psychedelic thing he did before he went on to do T-Rex, the albums are rare, and I am not sure if they are rereleased on cd or not, but they are worth the dig.