| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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"I know this sounds creepy but have you ever done any modeling.....see my WIFE is a designer and I, THE HUSBAND is a photographer.....blah blah blah here's my card" Im all set to go. She MUST be getting off at subway stop, this bus doesnt really go anywhere else interesting, almost everybody empties at the subway. Then, a strange thing happens. In hindsight, it may have been a sign. But a BIRD IS TRAPPED IN THER BUS UP BY THE DRIVER!!! Oh my god, there is this bird that must have came in his window and is fluttering around. I start laughing, the driver pulls over and lets it out, she looks a little scared at first but snickers as well. I turn to her and say "Geeeze I hate it when that happens" My sarcasm sinks like the titanic. She looks a little confused. FUCK!! No worries, you've established verbal contact. No worries. The subway comes. She stays on. Chickenshit, I should have said something sooner. Chickenshit. Chickenshit. Chickenshit. I don't know why but I am terrified to approach women, muchless men, about letting me take their picture. Im afraid men will instantly think Im a big ole queer. Women Im afraid will think Im hitting on them. Hell today Im even wearing one of nico's sweaters, and I even have my camera on me!!! IM SO LEGIT, yet i feel like a sleeze. I always feel like Im in the negative already that any man approaching a woman has one thing in mind. And Im the first to admit, this woman was a knockout red head, but I can't go there, so whats the problem you say? Im a chickenshit, thats why? are you a chickenshit? |
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but i am not a chickenshit there |
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Not that I can say much, in the presence of a red head as you have described, I'd have trouble speaking, walking, or doing anything that requires motor skills. |
it is an act. I want to crawl in a corner. |
Until I strap on a guitar. then, BLLLLAAAAAAAOOOOOOOUUUUUUWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! |
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