Halo Demonfrost Behaviour A wicked and mischievous child. Seen When Only during the first snow of winter. Habitat Where fireflies mate and breed. I sound like a Norse Frost Giant, if you ask me. Who are you?

Bramble Pepperweb Behaviour A player of tricks on small children and old folk. Seen When Only in the mist of an early morning. Habitat In leafy dells and bluebell glades.

Petal Silverwand Behaviour A protector from evil demons and a poisoner of werewolves. Seen When Only when the seer holds a four-leafed clover. Habitat In fields where wild flowers and poppies grow.

Bramble Moonwand Behaviour The moon goddess's messenger. Seen When Only when the seer holds a four-leafed clover. Habitat In leafy dells and bluebell glades. And bath houses.

Moth Flametree Behaviour A fire lighter and bringer of heat and passion. Seen When Only when the first leaves fall from the trees. Habitat Close to crystal caverns and stalagtite grottos.

Columbine Silverfilter Behavior: A protector from evil demons and a prisoner of werewolves. Seen When: Only on midsummer's eve. Habitat: In mushroom fields and quiet meadows. I'm cute.

Feather Windfrost Behaviour: A bringer of light breezes and a changer of weather. Seen When: Only during the first snow of winter. Habitat: In high places where the clouds meet the earth.

Berry Auroraspider Behaviour An energy bringer. Seen When Only when the dry seed cases pop. Habitat At the bottom of tangled gardens and in hedgerows.

Smegma Dribblewand Behaviour: Excreter of apathy and bringer of ptyalism Seen when: At the worst possible moment Habitat: That area under your refrigerator where dirt goes to bury its dead.

Liar. Why do I have to be the lazy one?

Fidget Limeweb Behaviour: A creator of bounty and harvest. Seen When: Only in the mist of an early morning. Habitat: In rotting woodlands near poisonous toadstools.

how am I the "creator of bounty and harvest" yet i live in "rotting woodlands"? i mean , i know rotting wood makes for excellent mulch, but it doesnt seem like im a lead-by-example fairy. i dont like this game

I think droopy's was pretty good.

Feather Silverdancer Behaviour A protector from evil demons and a poisoner of werewolves. Seen When Only when the bees swarm and the crickets chirrup. Habitat In high places where the clouds meet the earth. I am tempted to ask why bees swarm and crickets chirrup if there are werewolves around. It doesn't seem like I do much protecting from evil if no one's around to be protected.

Petal Moonwitch Behaviour The moon goddess's messenger. Seen When Only in the enchanted moment between sleep and waking. Habitat In fields where wild flowers and poppies grow. Petal Moonwich. Now theres a stage name. but it sounds too gay even for me. That Petal Moonwitch he's a tough S.O.B. Nope it does not work at all.

Columbine Windwand Behaviour A bringer of light breezes and a changer of weather. Seen When Only when the seer holds a four-leafed clover. Habitat In mushroom fields and quiet meadows.

Voodoo Silverwand Behaviour A protector from evil demons and a poisoner of werewolves. Seen When Only when the seer holds a four-leafed clover. Habitat In places hexed and tainted by black magic. i like droopy's the best, too. spider, i liked your snail joke so much that i stoled it.

Thanks, Agatha! It's almost as good as my beloved penguin joke. Here's another old favorite: A duck walks into a bookstore and waddles up to the counter. "Got any bananas?" asks the duck. "No," says the guy behind the counter. "Get out of here. We're not supposed to have animals in here." "Okay," says the duck, and waddles out. Five minutes later the duck waddles back into the store. "Got any bananas?" asks the duck. "No!" says the guy. "Get out of here!" "Okay," says the duck, and waddles out. Five minutes later the duck waddles back into the store. "Got any bananas?" asks the duck. "No!" says the guy. "Get out of here! And if you come back, I'm going to nail your beak to the floor!" "Okay," says the duck, and waddles out. Five minutes later the duck waddles back into the store. "Got any nails?" asks the duck. "Umm... no?" says the guy behind the counter. "Got any bananas?" asks the duck.

Bob Dobbs Behaviour A fisher of wallets and producer of fraudulent yet satisyfing parables Seen When After a few good hits Habitat Out on the corner or in your basement

ITS BOB DOBBS!!!!! GET HIM!!!!!

Fidget Pepperweb Behaviour A player of tricks on small children and old folk. Seen When Only in the mist of an early morning. Habitat In rotting woodlands near poisonous toadstools. My fairy name is Fidget? This is definitly fairy... Mine is almost the same as pez's and patricks. This isn't a very fun game.

It has nothing on the Pirate Name Generator... Sorry, Spider, but it's true.

How about these: Hobbit Name turned me into Podo Loamsdown of Deep Hollow. WHite Lesbian Name turned me into Mugwort Nightnut, which is eerily simmilar to the fairy name generator Tough Name made me Sledge Stompheader

Hobbit: Esmerelda Grubb Which is funny because when I was a kid, mum used to call me grub. White Lesbian: Butch DykeWmn Tough Name: Drake Mylar I like that. Drake Mylar.

Eldrich Beamwand Behaviour A light bringer and enlightener. Seen When Only when the seer holds a four-leafed clover. Habitat In church yards and places of the dead.

Iris Foxburr of Loamsdown -Sem, are you a Smith too? Beet RagingMountain -What beets have to do with lesbianism, I hope to never know. Bark Pigiron -Speaking of fairy names...

Hobbit Name: Flora Sandydowns White Lesbian Name: SweetPea WilyWomon Tough Name: Biff Plexiglass

Tough name: Cliff Tile Floor. Ha! Sem, I know pirates are heads and tails better than pansy-assed fairies, but each of the fairy names is different, while there were only, like, 4 different pirate names you could have. That's not so exciting.

yeah the lesbian name generator was weak too if not downright stupid. you could put the same name in, and keep hitting reload and come up with many names. the fairy name generator indeed gives an individual assignment.

You get more than 4 names with the pirate generator, but only if you can bear not being a captain.

well, we finally discovered our hobbit, lesbian & tough names: PILATE: lesbian-Diana RedBelly hobbit-Dimple Brandybuck of Buckland tough-Meat Concrete OSWALD: lesbian-Diamond LaughingWaters hobbit-Todo Brandybuck of Buckland tough-Adam Beefcake CRIMSON: lesbian-Justice LightWeaver hobbit-Marigold Boggy-Hillocks tough-Vic Slabshaft PUG (who isn't even here, but what the hell, he needs a funny name, too) : lesbian-Lily NightLizard hobbit-Meriadoc Moss of Lake-By-Downs tough-Chunk Manmusk i think pilate wins...it doesn't get much tougher than "meat concrete".

hobbit-myrtle sandydowns leasbian-free woodbird tough-rip feelgood i like my names. rip feelgood.... i should be a "doctor". dr. rip feelgood..... paging dr. rip feelgood to room 218...

Hobbit(And I'm too busy to do the rest right now: Longo Sandybanks