| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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Happiness is a Cigar Called Spider. -- who can argue with that? |
The Spider That Likes To Say Yes. -- whoa, there! Whenever There's a Snack Gap, Spider Fits. -- so...disturbing... God, I'm easily amused. |
Refreshes the Sarah Other Beers Cannot Reach. If Only Everything in Life was as Reliable as a Semillama. ... |
Strong and Gentle, Just Like Kazoo. Have Kazoo Your Way. (oh my!) |
I promise I'll stop now... |
Leave's your Eri minty, not mediciney. P-P-P-P-Pick up an Eri. Shake the bottle, wake the Eri. You will wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Eri! |
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Obey Your Lapis. Never Knowingly Lapis. We'll Leave The Lapis On For You. I'd Like to Buy the World a Lapis. Wow. |
That's a neat one...many different interpretations. |
My Anti-Drug is Moonit. Don't Leave Home Without Moonit. It's a Moonit Adventure. I like that. |
It's Shake n' Wisper, and I Helped. Wisper - It Looks Good On You. I'm never going to sleep now, spider. Awesome. |
Dougie - It's What's For Dinner |
If You Like A Lot Of Dougie On Your Biscuit, Join Our Club. Bring Out The Dougie. Kills All Known Dougies - Dead. It's a Lot Less Dougie Than a Hoover. Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Dougie. |
Who would you have an Eri with? You're never alone with an Eri. I bet he drinks Eri. Melts in your Eri, not in your hand. Have an Eri and smile! |
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Lapis? I want a long blond wig and two inch fingernails. The Lapis that Smiles Back. Sexxxy. The Appliance of Lapis. Made To Make Your Lapis Water. They're Yummy For Your Lapis. Lapis Tested, Mother Approved. Yay! |
That's scary. |
Life Should Taste As Good As Spider. |
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Gallows Fodder Born and Bred. I like that. |
Let's Face The Music and Platypus. WHAT? Big Chocolate Platypus. I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Platypus. Washing Machines Live Longer With Platypus. |
Ho Ho Ho, Green Semillama Better Ingredients, better semillama Just for the taste of semillama Big Chocolate Semillama There's no wrong way to eat a semillama. |
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Ophelia Saves Your Soul Ophelia Stays Sharp till the Bottom of the Glass ...are they talking about my tolerance level? this one's awesome: THE OPHELIA IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD. and finally: Marvin the Mountie Always Gets his Ophelia |
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And All Because The Lady Loves Spider. |
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Sarah, The Original Supple Nectar Podling. |
Say it with Little Bat Lady. Take a bite out of this Little Bat LAdy |
Obey your Eri!! |
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Cleans a big, big Lapis for less than half a crown. Lapis saves your soul. Do you, uh, Lapis? I am now a verb. |
-Great Hal. Great Times. - A Tough Hal to Follow. (and my personal favorite) - Who Would You Have A Hal With? |
So easy, no wonder Lapis is #1. If you like a lot of Lapis on your biscuit, join our club. Only Lapis has the answer. I'll agree with that. |
Here's some more. Bet you can't eat just one Eri! The cream of Eri! Good to the last Eri! |
Because So Much Is Riding On Your Semillama. Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Semillama. Don't Get Mad, Get Semillama. |
heh. Avez-vous un Lapis? Get serious. Get Lapis. Think Lapis. Do you eat the Lapis last? It's the Lapis you can see. |
You'll Look a Little Lovelier Each Day with Fabulous Pink Wisper (the first time it loaded, it said Just Do Spider. !) |
yes. yes i do |
appropriate, I suppose. |