What You Are

sorabji.com: Who are you?: What You Are
By J on Friday, March 7, 2003 - 02:10 pm:

By eri on Friday, March 7, 2003 - 02:19 pm:

    I am a cock heavy Nintendo 64 who loves to corner Kangaroos!

By Nate on Friday, March 7, 2003 - 02:26 pm:

    i'm a notorious clown who loves to grow sandwiches.

    doesn't that just suck.

By semillama on Friday, March 7, 2003 - 03:36 pm:

    I'm a dainty peck who loves to megaFUCK soles.

By kazoo on Friday, March 7, 2003 - 03:39 pm:

    I am a nut-licking manwhore who loves to suck ed kotch

By semillama on Friday, March 7, 2003 - 03:42 pm:

By sarah on Friday, March 7, 2003 - 04:11 pm:

    i am not making this up (how could i??):

    i am a testicular lobster who loves to devour hooters.


    nyah nyah nyeah nyah nyah I WIN!!





By semillama on Friday, March 7, 2003 - 04:13 pm:

    Oh yeah, well, I'm a foxy stompslut who loves to buy clits!

By Ophelia on Saturday, March 8, 2003 - 01:59 pm:

    i'm a monumental foot-worshipper who likes to bake lions

By dave. on Saturday, March 8, 2003 - 02:22 pm:

    i'm a polite bastard who loves to squeeze penises.

By J on Saturday, March 8, 2003 - 02:55 pm:

    I'm a corpulent titan who loves to dejuice penises.

By moonit on Sunday, March 9, 2003 - 07:33 pm:



    I'm a questionable penis pumper who loves to taste ringtails

    I'm also scared

By dave. on Sunday, March 9, 2003 - 08:38 pm:

    i'm an oversexed punk who loves to suck penises.

    right away, a pattern develops.

By eri on Sunday, March 9, 2003 - 11:45 pm:

    Now I am a busty sea captain who loves to swallow sperm!

    Well I wish for the busty part, but the rest is well, irrelevant.

By Lapis on Monday, March 10, 2003 - 04:27 pm:

    I am a nut-licking goddess who loves to watch feet.
    I am a godly beauty who loves to enhance huskies.
    I am a monumental lobster who loves to hump sandwiches.

    One more time!

By Lapis on Monday, March 10, 2003 - 04:28 pm:

    I am a horny studmagnet who loves to fistfuck bears!